I need $2,000

tibberous

Well-Known Member
I need $2,000 or so dollars for a non-weed growing project. So far I made $360, have $100, and have $400 available on cards.

I tried getting credit, but my credit score is shit. Tried borrowing it off family, no dice.

Any ideas on how I can make / steal / borrow $1,300? Can't be a cash advance, because I need it for longer than two weeks (actually until March 7th, at which point I'll have tons of cash)

I really need it, but not to the point I want to go to jail or pawn everything I own.

Trying to make it this week, like, in the next couple days.
 

Thedillestpickle

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go around on garbage day and take the empty pop cans out of peoples recycling... then fill them with rocks and stomp them.. then go to the metal recycling plant and cash in :mrgreen:
 

UncleBuck

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I need $2,000 or so dollars for a non-weed growing project. So far I made $360, have $100, and have $400 available on cards.

I tried getting credit, but my credit score is shit. Tried borrowing it off family, no dice.

Any ideas on how I can make / steal / borrow $1,300? Can't be a cash advance, because I need it for longer than two weeks (actually until March 7th, at which point I'll have tons of cash)

I really need it, but not to the point I want to go to jail or pawn everything I own.

Trying to make it this week, like, in the next couple days.
prostitute yourself to 13 kinda ugly chicks for $100 each.

or, prostitute yourself to 2 REALLY ugly chicks for $650 each.
 

SSHZ

Well-Known Member
1. Find a good Xerox machine and print money.
2. Bet on Green Bay to win the Super Bowl.
3. Whore yourself out on Craigs List.
4. Ask Obama for it.

Hope this helps........
 

jammin screw

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prostitute yourself to 13 kinda ugly chicks for $100 each.

or, prostitute yourself to 2 REALLY ugly chicks for $650 each.
If you do that... Please leave ur boxers on and double bag it..... Don't want any rollitup peeps gettin infected on/off the job... No offense to others
 

ShadyStoner

New Member
Buy shit on craigslist and flip it...

iphones / blackberrys / andriods are quick cash if you know how to bargin

You can very easily buy and sell 2 - 3 a day at a profit of 50 - 75 each
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
Sell alot of blood...

Alternatively, steal other peoples blood to sell...(Dunno how they'll react when you bring a ziploc baggie full of cold blood...)
 

jammin screw

Well-Known Member
I used to buy car audio equip off eBay then flip it... Made ight money.... Good idea though... Everyone looks for phones.... Go for that
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
Are you a good thief? You could always wander around parking lots lookiong for receipts, then steal the items on the receipt and return them for cash...Provided they were paid for in cash.....
 

silasraven

Well-Known Member
I need $2,000 or so dollars for a non-weed growing project. So far I made $360, have $100, and have $400 available on cards.

I tried getting credit, but my credit score is shit. Tried borrowing it off family, no dice.

Any ideas on how I can make / steal / borrow $1,300? Can't be a cash advance, because I need it for longer than two weeks (actually until March 7th, at which point I'll have tons of cash)

I really need it, but not to the point I want to go to jail or pawn everything I own.

Trying to make it this week, like, in the next couple days.
got a paypal account? ill send you some cash.
 
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