A Telephone Call from Hell • • •

[rollinbud]

Imagine GeorgeW Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it
is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for five minutes. When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is $1 million, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished
the devil informs her that the cost is $6 million, so she writes him a check.
Finally Dubya gets his turn and talks for four hours. When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is but $5.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the
U.S.A. so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over,America has gone to Hell, so
it's a local call."

 

[elenor.rigby]

haha.. you must like typing.

 

[rollinbud]

No I dislike 0bama much more than I like typing...

 

[UncleBuck]

No I dislike 0bama much more than I like typing...

me too.

i am sick of all these tax breaks i keep getting.

and as a medical grower, don't even get me started about this holder memo nonsense.

 

[UncleBuck]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."