man eating vagina..

[EmilyRose]

Worst/strangest place youve stuck your penis? anything crude is encoraged anything disturbing is welcome

 

[buddha webb]

Mates granny.......no more!

 

[CR500ROOST]

Worst/strangest place youve stuck your penis? anything crude is encoraged anything disturbing is welcome

How about you tell me a story?

 

[EmilyRose]

How about you tell me a story?

I dont have a penis but i dated a tranny for a week, years ago so i could borrow his heels.. enough said.

 

[CR500ROOST]

I dont have a penis but i dated a tranny for a week, years ago so i could borrow his heels.. enough said.

Those heels must of been nice.

 

[EmilyRose]

Those heels must of been nice.

hell yes. a whole closet full of designer shoes.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I had a sort of fwb situation with a transsexual. He/she was hot viewed as either gender... And he/she wore some very nice shoes indeed. I'm going to sit and lol at the replies as they come in, but If the girls starting posting strange things they've inserted in the Pussy thread there'd be a riot....

 

[bigv1976]

The first thing that comes to mind is the reason why I wont fuck a chicks ass anymore. I did one time and had a big ole piece of shit at the end of my dick when I was done. Never again.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

The first thing that comes to mind is the reason why I wont fuck a chicks ass anymore. I did one time and had a big ole piece of shit at the end of my dick when I was done. Never again.

Hahaha ewwww man. I like to stick mine in light sockets.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

She should have made sure she was all flushed out and clean in there, sorry you had to experience that

 

[massah]

The first thing that comes to mind is the reason why I wont fuck a chicks ass anymore. I did one time and had a big ole piece of shit at the end of my dick when I was done. Never again.

That's what silicone lube is for silly...it protects your dick from shit

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Wish I'd had the luxury of lube ^^;

 

[cannabineer]

Kuroi, you need to avoid the PITAs. Jmo. cn

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I didn't know he was going to do it!

 

[Purplestickeypunch]

I dont have a penis but i dated a tranny for a week, years ago so i could borrow his heels.. enough said.

Enough said?? What kind of monster feet are you packing Chica?

 

[cannabineer]

I wonder if I have a way to say "I feel your pain" without placing myself in a compromised position. cn

 

[cannabineer]

As for me ...

cn

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

As for me ...

cn

Woooow!

And I worked on a farm...

 

[EmilyRose]

Enough said?? What kind of monster feet are you packing Chica?

ive always had big feet.. but they match my big boobs so i dont care haha

 

[medicalmaryjane]

has anyone ever stuck itt in a cake or pie?

how about between the mattresses?

LOL