Weirdest places are a ladies bottom and an orange with a hole on it.. The bottom was much nicer
I used to do lots of chemistry experiments back when I was 14 and I bought two massive syringes for my collection one day. I was playing with these things before I used them, connecting them together with plastic tube and making hydraulics & pneumatics... Then I took the plunger out of one of them and shortly after I inserted my dick in one of the syringes
Next I`m sat jerking on the plunger of one syringe looking at my dick plastered on the walls of the other one :O hahahaha