Why is it ok to Shower with other Guys and Sometimes not?

Eraserhead

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You guys are more than likely to accidentally bump wieners in a home sized shower than a locker room sized shower.

I use the term "accidentally" loosely.

It is cool to be gay. But it is not cool to "accidentally" touch wieners in your home shower when your roomy is in there trying to get his clean on.

So after most sports it accepted that men can all get naked and pile into a shower together and maybe some of them dont even know each other(one of them could be a rapist)

But, I try to save hot water and slip into the shower with my room mate and somehow he has a problem with that? It's not like I'm going to fuck him or anything.

I know it sounds dumb, but really think about it. Oh and I'm not gay, though there is nothing wrong with someone being gay. But culture can be really weird sometimes.
 

Total Head

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I said some responses.

For the most part, I have had a blast posting in this thread.

This raises an interesting question though, do you think gay people in gay company act straight for a laugh?

Someone please answer, I'm curious!
i have a gay friend i've seen "act straight" for laughs. he's not really flamboyant or anything but he can't quite pull off straight. everything is over the top. he makes his voice deeper and moves real stiff and makes a stern face and says stuff about cars and sports and tits. it's sort of like watching a straight guy act like a woman. way overdone and very entertaining.

he was a filthy female hooker once for halloween. that was a lot more convincing.
 

Brick Top

New Member
So after most sports it accepted that men can all get naked and pile into a shower together and maybe some of them dont even know each other(one of them could be a rapist)

But, I try to save hot water and slip into the shower with my room mate and somehow he has a problem with that? It's not like I'm going to fuck him or anything.

I know it sounds dumb, but really think about it. Oh and I'm not gay, though there is nothing wrong with someone being gay. But culture can be really weird sometimes.


I only have one question:

If you had an Uncle Moe and he asked which of the following singers from times past was your favorite would you answer:

1: Frank Sinatra, Moe
2: Tony Bennett, Moe
or
3: Don Ho, Moe?

Think well before answering because the entire course of your future may ride on it.
 

bundee1

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Ive been trying to work this into my comedy routine but

the comfort level (for heterosexual men) in a shower is directly proportionate to the number of penises in the shower.

C : P >2

Somehow this is the only situation where more cocks are less gay.
 

domino7

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Well, if I was the room mate, one of us is going to end up bloody, and homeless! I also hate the term homophobe. I'm not afraid of homoness, it just disgusts me.
 

ChronicObsession

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Well, if I was the room mate, one of us is going to end up bloody, and homeless! I also hate the term homophobe. I'm not afraid of homoness, it just disgusts me.
I agree with you. I am married to a woman, and now I can't really fuck whores (classic female kind), let alone let some douche gay try and smooth talk me into unclogging his plumbing with my snake. It would be go time, my fist in his... FACE!!!!!!!!
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Why would you disrespect a roommate's privacy for the act of throwing a fist of baking flour on him? I mean WTF? Throw Eggs, a manly projectile
'If you used Old Spice instead of lady-scented bodywashes...'

Flour-coated naked men attract women with kitchen skills. Didn't you know that?
 

beans davis

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I do a lot training for competitions. I shower with other men all the time. No worries. Like your friend, I have no interest in straight guys. They have far too many hang-ups.
HOLY SHIT,I thought this was a chick,I'm outa here!!!
To many of em!
Frickin nasty man.
 

scroglodyte

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LOL.......it is so gay that this thread is still alive........
well, i'm off to the.....Yyyyyyy....M.....C.....A!
 

ChronicObsession

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well if it's gay, wy don't we call the police? isn't butt sexx illegal in 1792? what ? it's 2012? I don't give a fuck

p.s. and if anybody thinks Gays don't fornicate in each other's bumm, then you guys are just noobs to living in the united states or any other uber gay country
 
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