I Like Gay Guys
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KidneyStoner420
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Are you having the conversation with the back of their head?
beardo
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You mean because he's gay?
Or because he had so much Swagg he was decades ahead of his time?
tpsmc
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I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who LoveThem." and the guy who was on with his "girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about what is or isn't gay.
Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a woman is straight, even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock" is straight. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it is straight. Gyms are always gay, because afterwords, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in
the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more women ONLY is straight.
Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is gay. See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay. They fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch a football game and drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys! You wanna come over?" And I'm like "No."
OK, so lets say you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay. Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . . that's still straight. But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay.
Here's the most interesting one: Sucking a guy's cock, can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy, that's not gay.
I don't know exactly why, but it's not.
[video=youtube;KiPyMciRWQQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPyMciRWQQ[/video]
Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a woman is straight, even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock" is straight. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it is straight. Gyms are always gay, because afterwords, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in
the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more women ONLY is straight.
Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is gay. See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay. They fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch a football game and drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys! You wanna come over?" And I'm like "No."
OK, so lets say you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay. Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . . that's still straight. But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay.
Here's the most interesting one: Sucking a guy's cock, can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy, that's not gay.
I don't know exactly why, but it's not.
[video=youtube;KiPyMciRWQQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPyMciRWQQ[/video]
DSB65
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maybe because hes white and gay
beardo
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Elton Johns white?
DSB65
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looks white to me...i wonder how many whites were on soul train
Thedillestpickle
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HAHAHAHAHA that was the best fucking response ever!
I have alot of friends that are gay, I like there cheerfull energy, but I can't stand the flambouyant type... that lisp pisses me off. I really get along well with gay people, but stop talking like a fucking idiot and dont walk like your a woman super model stuck in a mans body AHHH!
I have alot of friends that are gay, I like there cheerfull energy, but I can't stand the flambouyant type... that lisp pisses me off. I really get along well with gay people, but stop talking like a fucking idiot and dont walk like your a woman super model stuck in a mans body AHHH!
Thedillestpickle
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this is what it sounds like when someone who is'nt gay sings the song...
hahaha personally I like this version soooooo much better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebKLmXywOGM
hahaha personally I like this version soooooo much better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebKLmXywOGM
tpsmc
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I really like the bboys version.
ChronicObsession
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Turn back now, my Friend. All men have *secretly* walked on this very same path which you speak of. Just don't do it man. Pussy is the true home. What do you think women are here for? Doing the dishes and cleaning your toilet, and then not fuck them? Come on!
beardo
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Don't know who it is but I don't think thats really the B boys
beardo
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Pussy is the greatest - Not about to enter the man hole
I do wish I could get a sex change doctor to put a vagina on the underside of my gut though so I could fuck myself because finding a good woman is difficult- wish I had a good woman to clean my toilet and then fuck