Ya your probably right! lol. Ya Can't wait to have my tw0 favorite things in front of me: Jin's Tahoe, and some hottie nude...
Well, hell. It's good to have you back on RIU at last. Quite a bit has transpired in my journal since you've been away.
I'm starting to have visions that involve models, jacuzzis, OG Kush, and your glycerin bong.
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Ideas for site content are taking shape nicely in my head. I look forward to implementing all our great concepts once our snowball starts rolling.
I've done a bit of internet research to see what kind of competition we'll be faced with. I didn't find any competition. I can tell you right now what ALL these porn and pot sites lack are humor, style, substance, and intelligence... the qualities I have in spades. High Times? Just a bunch of boring blogs that were posted weeks ago with no updates. And the visitor is ovewhelmed by an obnoxious array of ads that make the site difficult to navigate and an insult to the senses. The articles themselves are blah, lame, and have grammatical errors. "Best Strain Reviews!" Again? Ugh...No trouble destroying them.
Porn sites? If you saw my recent post regarding required condom use, they're not in great shape, either. And let's face it, there is nothing substantive, stylish, or intelligent, or remotely humorous about porn sites. But hey, they don't have to be, right? Guys will look at porn sites no matter what. BUT...those same guys will also make time for our site. Why am I so sure? There's a difference between my photos and the photos on one of those cum-drenched sites. My photos actually speak to your mind as well as your senses.
Yet the real reason the flame of our torch will continue to blaze brightly into the future has everything to do with the fact that we're much, much more than just a hot girl site. Our magazine will feature in-depth Canna coverage like you've never seen it. Guys rarely even remember the names of the porn sites they quickly buzz through in a given google session. But they'll bookmark and remember our site with a definite plan to return. Why? Because web surfers like variety and quality (I know I like to look at well shot softcore as well as the ocassional fuck clip)... AND our focus is on subject matter they LOVE...CHEEB. What does Maxim know about growing good weed?
We'll show High Times, Maxim, and even Playboy why a limited formula has a limited shelf-life. Playboy was cool once, and it had a pretty good run. But Hefner is a fuckin' cadaver now that needs electroshock for a minute of erection. It's time for something new. That's
FeminizedCulture. We're the new High Times, the new Maxim, the new Playboy and much, much more. We will conquer. We will destroy. And millions of loyal readers will follow us to the very gates of hell if we ask them to...