Here's one for you: Testicular zap 'map stop sperm'

[Winter Woman]

What will they think of next. I want to say something catchy here I'm just at a loss of words.

A dose of ultrasound to the testicles can stop the production of sperm, according to researchers investigating a new form of contraception.


A study on rats published in Reproductive Biology and Endocrinology showed that sound waves could be used to reduce sperm counts to levels that would cause infertility in humans.


Researchers described ultrasound as a "promising candidate" in contraception.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16756381

 

[420God]

As long as it's painless. I had a botched vasectomy and there's not much that compares to the pain I went through.

 

[welshsmoker]

no wonder my misses cant get pregnant, the fucking noise she makes.

 

[cannabineer]

Well, I don't see much of a future for sonotherapy ... men's listening skills are famously bad, and I'm sure it extends to the little guys also.

Ask not for whom the balls ring. cn

 

[dirtsurfr]

I got a vasectomy and it was all good till I went deer hunting the next day and helped pack out a Buck .

 

[neosapien]

What will they think of next. I want to say something catchy here I'm just at a loss of words.

A dose of ultrasound to the testicles can stop the production of sperm, according to researchers investigating a new form of contraception.


A study on rats published in Reproductive Biology and Endocrinology showed that sound waves could be used to reduce sperm counts to levels that would cause infertility in humans.


Researchers described ultrasound as a "promising candidate" in contraception.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16756381

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[420God]

I got a vasectomy and it was all good till I went deer hunting the next day and helped pack out a Buck .

My doctor apparently nicked a blood vessel and my sac filled with blood swelling it to the size of a grapefruit. It was so bad.

 

[obijohn]

If sound can stop sperm production, maybe it would also fuck up the blood vessels so you couldn't get a boner. That would suck

 

[cannabineer]

Ultrasound can be focused. Fortunately, the sperm-producing tissue is nowhere near the Gates of Erection. (apologies to Huxley) cn

 

[Blaze Master]

My doctor apparently nicked a blood vessel and my sac filled with blood swelling it to the size of a grapefruit. It was so bad.

holy jesus, thats worse than any horror movie ive ever seen

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

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That was a really good movie. It sucked when they killed the old guy with all of the weed.