JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
Wrong. But if you said it again after this post you would be correct. Now back in the bowl you go.
Ethical Dilemma
- Thread starter RainbowBrite86
- Start date
CinnamonGirl
Active Member
callused clit--ouch
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
You're doing it wrong. Weeee?
RainbowBrite86
Well-Known Member
It's kind of hard to feel bad for someone who calloused their private parts by masturbating too much though, isn't it? If for no other reason than you're laughing at them too hard to feel bad...
CinnamonGirl
Active Member
I just was wondering how much was too much that's all--where is the line being drawn? somewhere before calluses I'm assuming. . .I suppose at this point I'm beating a dead horse. (I'm usually not this corny 
I blame the bear)
I blame the bear)
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
Me n Cinny were like peas and carrots. Except she was corn and masturbated a lot.I just was wondering how much was too much that's all--where is the line being drawn? somewhere before calluses I'm assuming. . .I suppose at this point I'm beating a dead horse. (I'm usually not this corny
/Forest
EDIT: Now I know what you're doing when you're off doing "barbie noodz".
RainbowBrite86
Well-Known Member
*snickers* (beating a dead horse...how appropriate for a calloused private area lol)
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
What is "beating a dead kitty", Alex.
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
NO! Sit down. Turn on video recorder. Epic win.
CinnamonGirl
Active Member
are we having some sort of message board equivalent of a circle jerk?
RainbowBrite86
Well-Known Member
Oh gosh i've been waiting for an equivalent to a circle jerk off to participate in. I'd be more comfortable if we kept it all female though.
CinnamonGirl
Active Member
Yes, I have a couple barbies wired for speed
@Rainbow? does running out of aaa batteries mean anything to you??
CoAcHrOaCh
Well-Known Member
Whoa that'll teach me to troll around lol enjoy
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
Hmmm...more like one jerk, two rubs and a calloused kitty. This would make an excellent low budget soft porn. We could call it "Forest Hump". Thoughts?
RainbowBrite86
Well-Known Member
Psh. No. But running out of 9-volt batteries does lol.Yes, I have a couple barbies wired for speed
CinnamonGirl
Active Member
this is pretty funny, we're scaring people off! lolol
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
Fine! So dead next time we play...
CinnamonGirl
Active Member
HA! well I do have the gas powered rip cord model for back up--I should probably look into a generator. . .*snort*
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
Clearly, that pussy needs a callous. (the pussy who ran)