VDAY gift....need help ladies...guys input also welcome

[CoAcHrOaCh]

So I need to get my wife a naughty b'day gift (I already got the nice one)...any suggestions?

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Well...it depends on what she already has....

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

Believe it or not she doesn't have any (That's why I suggested the naughty and nice gifts)

 

[golddog]

How about a 3 foot - double headed dinosaur dildo with stirrups in black of course

Anyway, shows us some pictures of whatever you decide on

 

[RainbowBrite86]

No no no. Good grief. If she doesn't have anything start with lingerie. It'll get her moving towards the freaky side without being too overwhelming.

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

How about a 3 foot - double headed dinosaur dildo with stirrups in black of course

Anyway, shows us some pictures of whatever you decide on

That's the perfect gift if I want her to leave me or try to sneak attack me with it lol

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

No no no. Good grief. If she doesn't have anything start with lingerie. It'll get her moving towards the freaky side without being too overwhelming.

Ahhhhhh the value of a womans opinion knows no bounds

 

[cannabineer]

Oh just get her a travel iron. cn

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

Oh just get her a travel iron. cn

I believe this would also result in an attack...happy wife happy life ya know

 

[cannabineer]

I believe this would also result in an attack...happy wife happy life ya know

It was the worst gift of which I could think (on the spur of the moment) barring a bowling ball monographed "Homer". cn

"Soap. Women want soap." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

[medicalmaryjane]

get her a nice vibe

 

[Urca]

Lingerie is always nice, nothing like bdsm or leather, etc, but some simple, pretty, definitely sexy without being whorish will score you big bonus points, throw in a nice vibe like mmj said, and you're good to go

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

Great ideas thanks for your input

 

[obijohn]

V-Day = vagina day


When I was a young pup, relatively ignorant in women, I bought my GF a crockpot for Xmas. She didn't say anything ,but her friend read me the riot act because it wasn't romantic. And I thought it was a good gift because it was useful!

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Get her frilly lacy underwear, take lot of photos, compliment her and tell her she's the only one you'll ever jerk off to.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

V-Day = vagina day


When I was a young pup, relatively ignorant in women, I bought my GF a crockpot for Xmas. She didn't say anything ,but her friend read me the riot act because it wasn't romantic. And I thought it was a good gift because it was useful!

Thats super funny dude. Vacuum cleaners are usefull, but you never give one to her as a gift!

 

[ghantron]

a penis enlargment, the kind where u use a bike pump. She'll love pumpin you up

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

a penis enlargment, the kind where u use a bike pump. She'll love pumpin you up

Now that's an idea right there lol

 

[gogrow]

dude, you cannot go wrong with this idea.... send her to a dayspa.... get a nice body wrap followed by a full body massage...... she will come home and love you.

 

[thegersman]

Godiva and go-downa