The UK Growers Thread!

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IC3M4L3

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FFS

missis went to the kiddies fair up round the corner,anyways,fukin 3.50 PER RIDE on some of the rides ther charging for the kid & the parent,even the slide is £2 FFS ITS A SLIDE not like it uses lekki or anyhthing wtf is the world coming to charging them prices FUUKIN pikeys
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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Haha, i have a terrible habbit of buying a loaf of bread telling me i'll love some marmite and toast, entire loaf ends up getting binned a month later lol
 
baklawa

baklawa

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tip top toker said:
I already have pistachios and dorito's and dip, i thought i'd buy sushi as well lol. I don't do cheap munchies, to hell with that. Why did i bothe with sushi if i have a tin of white crab meat yet to be eaten :D As i say, sometimes common sense is lacking, but it's ALLLLLLLLL for the best :)
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Ah well you see I ran out of cash a few days ago so I've been steadily munching my way through anything in the fridge/ freezer/ cupboard that the Brat won't eat (and as it's been plague-ridden, it hasn't really eaten much except for bogeys and calpol). I do actually have some mouldy pistachios but they've been re-roasted too many optimistic times to be edible now :( Otherwise I'm another posh muncher (even my chocolate is organic fair trade stuff) - that is, if I have the foresight to shop ahead of smoking. The only thing about expensive munchies is scratching your head over two empty packets of smoked salmon the next day - seems such a waste not to have a vivid memory of the food :D
 
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IC3M4L3

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tip top toker said:
Haha, i have a terrible habbit of buying a loaf of bread telling me i'll love some marmite and toast, entire loaf ends up getting binned a month later lol
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OR getting home getting mad sarnie muchies and then realiseing u got no marmite (in your case) or peanut butter so ur ther bread butter nowt else lmao

smooth peanut butter for me!

AND BAK your's got that bug too? our littlen just getting over it,its her 2nd birthday on the 18th....MORE expence :(
 
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tip top toker

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fairtrade is a scam, guarantees fair prices, nowt more, they still get abusive working conditions.

I do to a degree know what you mean about eaiting all the fancy stuff while out of your mind, but hey, i enjoy it at the time, to fuck with needing to remember enjoying it :)

And no, we got jars and jars of marmite in the cupboard, whenever i get a bit peckish i like to stik a spoonful in me gob or dip some carrot sticks into it :D Expensive stuff thouhg, bloody hell, like £3 a jar or some nonesense, i do enjoy 90p jrs of jam :D
 
baklawa

baklawa

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IC3M4L3 said:
OR getting home getting mad sarnie muchies and then realiseing u got no marmite (in your case) or peanut butter so ur ther bread butter nowt else lmao

smooth peanut butter for me!

AND BAK your's got that bug too? our littlen just getting over it,its her 2nd birthday on the 18th....MORE expence :(
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If it ain't crunchy it ain't peanut butter.

If your brat is leaking creamy goo from her eyes and lurching around with a fever of about a zillion degrees, then yeah, my brat must've sneezed while the wind was blowing in your direction, sorry about that mate ;) Expense? Make her drink onion juice (just bung one in the blender) - can't taste any worse than calpol and it's a brilliant antibiotic, weirdly enough - my Brat used to projectile vomit all forms of medicine until it was 3, so I had to treat it with onions and honey and lemon and garlic and shit like that if it ever got really ill :D
 
baklawa

baklawa

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Fac33 said:
me to, but i picked the wrong one up at Tesco's the other night and got the whole nut one, now that stuff is pure squirrel shit i swear.
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What's wrong with you both?!

EDIT: just realized you said "whole nut" - ok, that would be weird, kind of like a handful of peanuts sloshing around in salty oil? Isn't whole nut peanut butter a kind of oxymoron?
 
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IC3M4L3

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Fac33 said:
me to, but i picked the wrong one up at Tesco's the other night and got the whole nut one, now that stuff is pure squirrel shit i swear.
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YAHHHH tesco smooths the bomb bruv NOT FRIDGE temperature tho when its been in the cupbord abov the kettle for a few days loovy runny smooth

and BAK na not that bad shits infections sik for no reason that kinda shit u what liquidized onion??u cant give that to a kid onions a no no

AND TTT bet u like bread and rippin too dont ya fukin dish of it in the fridge freshly scraped from the grill pan..............eeeeewwwwwwwww ya minger

OH and love how youcall the kiddie IT haha
 
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DARKDONZ

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3eyes said:
I don't worry about transporting it because in my head i'm doing no wrong and some of the things i've moved and sat on in the past would of seen me away for a few years, i've boosted 5000 puckers and a key of phet from the scene of an accident rite under the old bills nose before now lol
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now thats a fuckin class stroke fella:clap:
 
Fac33

Fac33

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anyone else having trouble posting on here tonight. Just been trying to upload a few pics and it keeps quitting.
 
baklawa

baklawa

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Is that study true, that a water bong filters out more THC than it does tar? So actually meaning you need to smoke more rather than less (as some claim)?
 
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