I think UB's paranoia is taking over his life.
How much weed is a blowjob worth?
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I think UB's paranoia is taking over his life.
BigBlunt72
Member
A blow job is worth $15 of good weed
mysticpowers
Member
All I can say is Wow, alot of hatred for people wanting blowjobs and weed. In reality reading a few of these posts has me thinking............ I wish a few people's mothers would have gave blow jobs and swallowed, It would have avoided alot of the continious fighting.
In any event, best thing to do is google price of weed, find your cost. Hit craigslist, see what she rates against several of the slore's there, and divide your ounce appropiately.
This said I once got blown sharing a few tokes with a gal. I once got totally messed right up with a woman and her sister in law over a 1/4 ounce and a 30 pack of, get this, bush.
In the long run who gives a fuck what anyone does sexually, as long as it isnt bugging you.
I been married and divorced, I dont treat women as a commodity, or sex as a must payment.
Under Brick Tops theory, UncleBuck would be busy in a complete incest fest. In the same thoughts, Uncle Buck you are sexually repressed and dont know it. on another thought, learn another word besides edification, ts boring me.
Brick Top you well are you and proud to be you. Thats all good, you know your faults and not forcing thoughts on it, as you stated you have no desire for lifelong companionship. All the best to you bro. Been there once.
As Forest said, Thats all i got to say bout that.
Panties from the chandaliers, tree limbs, front yard, rearview mirror, or wherever is all good.
In any event, best thing to do is google price of weed, find your cost. Hit craigslist, see what she rates against several of the slore's there, and divide your ounce appropiately.
This said I once got blown sharing a few tokes with a gal. I once got totally messed right up with a woman and her sister in law over a 1/4 ounce and a 30 pack of, get this, bush.
In the long run who gives a fuck what anyone does sexually, as long as it isnt bugging you.
I been married and divorced, I dont treat women as a commodity, or sex as a must payment.
Under Brick Tops theory, UncleBuck would be busy in a complete incest fest. In the same thoughts, Uncle Buck you are sexually repressed and dont know it. on another thought, learn another word besides edification, ts boring me.
Brick Top you well are you and proud to be you. Thats all good, you know your faults and not forcing thoughts on it, as you stated you have no desire for lifelong companionship. All the best to you bro. Been there once.
As Forest said, Thats all i got to say bout that.
Panties from the chandaliers, tree limbs, front yard, rearview mirror, or wherever is all good.
Jer La Mota
Well-Known Member
I'd give her extacy first (free), then I'd tell her since I let her blow me, I get to fuck her too.
ManGrow
Member
It really depends how worthless you are:
If you are incapable of gettin ur dick sucked otherwise then give her all the weed you have/ can get, because that seems like it's either your first or last blowjob.
If you are capable of getting ur dick sucked, which ur obviously not, then you shouldn't be giving away your hard earned weed for her hard earned slutsauce.
If you are incapable of gettin ur dick sucked otherwise then give her all the weed you have/ can get, because that seems like it's either your first or last blowjob.
If you are capable of getting ur dick sucked, which ur obviously not, then you shouldn't be giving away your hard earned weed for her hard earned slutsauce.
Jer La Mota
Well-Known Member
Funny, that trick worked with your mother.
0calli
Well-Known Member
hahahahaahahahaha holy shit dude calm down the post is for shits and giggles dont go getting all serious on us lol
Brick Top
New Member
Do the 'working girls' on craigslist give a per blowjob price, or like most 'working girls' do they give rates for like a half hour, one hour, two hours, a dinner date or overnight?
Sort of like:
1/hr $350
2/hr $600
3.5/hr $850 Dinner and Desert
5/hr $1000 (The evening or afternoon is ours!) 7pm until.
Or like:
30min Intro … 220
1hr Rendezvous … 270
90min Of Magic … 400
2hr Adventure … 500
4hr Dinner & Dessert … 850
*Fun Night Out (up to 8hrs)
*Sexy Sleepover (up to 16hrs)
*Call for details
That's how the girls I am familiar with price things.
Brick Top
New Member
Sorry, I can't help you out. I'm not like you, I don't get off on guys. I like having sex with females, you know, the type of people with innies, not outies. Still though I am flattered that you would offer so much money for an old guy like me to blow you. You must really like me!
But since you get off on getting your cock sucked by guys you should be able to find one using the same online site I use to rent women. Heck, they even have trannies so if you want a change of pace from guys sucking you off you can rent yourself a 'chick with a dick.'
Happy shopping ..... have fun!
http://www.eros-guide.com/
Brick Top
New Member
Nope, you are wrong. All I can do is apologize to you again and say that unlike you, I am just not into guys, so since you want your cock sucked by a guy so very badly that you are willing to offer such very large sums of money I suggest that you use an escort service that also handles guys, or as I also mentioned, possibly for a change of pace for you from having a guy sucking your cock you might want a tranny and have a 'chick with a dick' suck you off for a change.
What you said about everything having a price, well that is for the most part true. But in my case I am very well set when it comes to money and unlike you I am not at all attracted to men or excited about the idea of male/male sexual acts.
Possibly if I were flat broke and starving and homeless and if you actually had six figures worth of money to pay me, well, then I just might take you up on it. Desperation can and will drive some people to do things they would otherwise never consider doing.
But since that is not the case, as flattered as I am by your very generous offer to pay me such a tidy sum of money to blow you, it is just something that is never going to happen.
I am sorry that you crave sticking your cock in my mouth so incredibly much that you would offer to pay me such a large sum to suck yuo off. But that's just something you will have to deal with because I am and have always been, unlike you, as straight as an arrow, and that is not about to change this late in my life.
But you seem to be a decent enough guy. I am sure you already have a number of guys that suck your cock on a regular basis, and for much less than you offered to pay me.
Maybe one of them will let you call them Brick Top the next time they suck you off. If not, I would have to believe a male escort would have no problem with you calling them Brick Top while they blow you. For what you will be paying them I would guess they will let you call them anything you want.
I know that female escorts will let you use other names with them, so it is very possible that you can not only have a guy sucking you off, like you obviously love so much, but also while he is sucking you, you will be able to fantasize that it is me, the guy you apparently have a major thing for and who you obviously desperately wish would suck you off more than any other guy, based on the very large sums of cash you offered me in return for me polishing your pecker.
Best of luck, Gaylord.
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
haha, nice one BT. good to see you chipper as always. funny you assume Im gay, instead of fucking with you. if head has a price, then what is your price? everything has a price.
those hooker crabs are starting to itch ey? yup... you get what you pay for I suppose BT <scratch scratch>
Brick Top
New Member
"Everything has a price?" "Everything"
Hypothetical situation: You have a really cute 11-year old daughter that anyone who sees her can tell she will grow up to become a very beautiful woman. An old Arab Sheik sees her and says he wants her for his newest wife and he will pay you $10,000,000.00 for her. Will you take the money and stick her on his private jet?
Of course not. So he ups his offer to $100,000,000.00 ... but you of course would say she's my daughter and she's only a child, there is no way in the world I would or could ever do that.
Then he says, OK, $1,000,000,000.00 and 1% of my gross royalties from oil for the rest of your life.
Did he finally hit your price to sell your 11-year old daughter to an old pedophile?
Does; "everything" actually have a price, or just most things?
I don't pay crack-whores. The babes I rent are safer than some dame most guys pick up in bars and then munch a bunch and then poke.
The only thing I have ever gotten from any of them was a FANTASTIC time.
Brick Top
New Member
Well, you keep offering me large sums of cash to blow you and I have given my reply several times, and been crystal clear about it. You keep ignoring what I clearly state and keep asking what you would have to pay me. That either means you are gay or at least bi. No other type of guy would be so obsessed with how much they would have to pay me to blow them. No other type of guy would even begin to wonder.
My guess is it is a case of latent homosexual tendencies starting to surface in you.
Brick Top
New Member
There is one thing that you utterly fail to understand. The more money someone has, the less leverage money that is offered to them for something they do not want to part with or do has. At some point someone would never do or sell something for ANY price.