Why men say NO to sex.

Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Except maybe beansly. lol.


Brutally honest can be brutal, so ladies, just know this may be a hard one to (ahem) swallow. These are the real reasons men say no to sex.

  1. I feel fat.
  2. You got fat and I'm not finding you attractive anymore.
  3. I drank too much whiskey and that means my dick will be useless.
  4. I think I'm about to have a herpes outbreak.
  5. I'm too tired out from having sex with someone else last night.
  6. I don't have a condom and I'm afraid you have a disease.
  7. The last girl I had sex with got pregnant and I'm scared of that happening again.
  8. I'm just not that into you.
  9. You just had our baby and I need time to sort out my emotions.
  10. You just lay there when we have sex and that's not enough for me.
  11. You said no to me last night so I'm saying no to you tonight.
  12. Work is stressing me out and that's all I can think about.
  13. Your breath smells.
  14. Because I just watched you take a poop because you left the door open and that's not exactly something that puts me in the mood.
  15. You give bad head.
  16. There's a piece of toilet paper stuck in your bush.
  17. You hurt my feelings when you told your friend that our sex only lasts eight minutes.
  18. I'm intimidated by the amount of sexual partners you had before me.
  19. I don't think my penis is big enough for you.
  20. The sex faces you made the last time freaked me out.
  21. Because you have your period and I think that's gross.
  22. I've been having trouble getting hard and I don't want to deal with it.
  23. You are way too aggressive.
  24. I'm depressed. I think I need help.
  25. You seem depressed and I think you need help.
  26. You don't want to try new things and I'm tired of the same old with you.
  27. Because I want anal and you keep saying no.
  28. You don't seem to enjoy yourself when we have sex and you don't tell me what I can do to make you enjoy it.
  29. Because we aren't connecting much lately, we barely talk, and I need that too.
  30. You treat me like shit. Why would I want to have sex with you?
  31. Because you are too bossy.
  32. You lied about what you spent that money on (and other things) and that makes me not interested in you sexually.
  33. Because you take too long to come and I just want a quickie.
  34. I'm tired of you saying "stop" or "don't do that."
  35. Because you are acting like my mother, not my lover.
 
Stoner Smurf

Stoner Smurf

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You list is inaccurate, I will make a more accurate one.
1) I am currently already having sex, and there is no more room in bed for another partner.
2) I am dead.
 
mak

mak

Active Member
#37 - because you want me to go down on you,and your body is cleaning itself.(exiting the vagina)
 
carl.burnette

carl.burnette

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I think the only reason a man would refuse sex is that he's probably warn out from all the internet porn.

Just my 2 cents :)
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Hey there I'm supporting the old man now. In the pursuit of complete honesty he has worked his entire life, childhood included, it's time for him to take a break.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Maybe these guys should have said no, too.

Newser) – An Oregon couple spent their Valentine's Day in jail after some ill-advised role-playing went very, very wrong.

Portland police sent out at least nine patrol cars yesterday after a witness reported seeing a naked, bound woman in the back of a Subaru. Cops spread out searching the area, and ultimately found Stephanie Morgan Pelzner, 26, tied up with duct tape covering her mouth when the car returned to the address of its registered owner, 31-year-old Nikolas Alexander Harbar ... who just so happens to be Pelzner's boyfriend.

Harbar explained that they were engaging in "Valentine's Day role-playing," and Pelzner said she was a willing participant in the stunt. Police also found wine in the vehicle. The couple had even driven to a few stores and were "going after the shock effect," says a sergeant; they were ultimately spotted by the concerned witness as they pulled away from a market.

"It was the weirdest thing in my 24 years,'' the sergeant says, adding that the couple was "real apologetic." Even so, they were arrested and accused of second-degree disorderly conduct, the Oregonian reports.
 
CEEJR

CEEJR

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I said no once. It was my 25th birthday and after a night of partying and such my buddies sister comes into my room and tells me she wants to do some humping of course seeing that she my friends sister I say no but shes still coming on to me and I kept saying no. So after about 20 minutes of this I gave in bumped her a couple times and sent her home. Haven't said no since lol.
 
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