Smoking will make your nipples fall off

[sso]

its kinda funny too, usually these breast implants dont look so good (or unnatural)


besides, any man you gotta upgrade your titties for?


Aint worth it.

 

[CinnamonGirl]

I mean really? How about the woman who rips off her nipples of because she is not allowed to smoke on the plane in the airpot in the rental car or in the hotel? Its fucking retarded.

 

[cannabineer]

That sounds a bit like an overreaction to me.
Save the Nipples!
(If nowt else ... do it for the children!) cn

 

[sso]

I mean really? How about the woman who rips off her nipples of because she is not allowed to smoke on the plane in the airpot in the rental car or in the hotel? Its fucking retarded.

well, anyone ripping their nipples off has to be insane to being with so, hey.

 

[CinnamonGirl]

That sounds a bit like an overreaction to me.
Save the Nipples!
(If nowt else ... do it for the children!) cn

Ah- no worries. The nipples are safe. I just am spending my smoke time with the rest of the smokers kicked to the curb. Smokers are usually the most interesting non judgmental kind of people anyway-- I think, smoking is a wonderful social lubricant- it's really a shame it's so out of vogue..

 

[CinnamonGirl]

well, anyone ripping their nipples off has to be insane to being with so, hey.

I was making the point that not smoking could be dangerous to nipple health as well.

 

[sso]

I was making the point that not smoking could be dangerous to nipple health as well.

oh totally, i could sure rip some nipples out on some smoke less days

 

[sso]

though you´d probably have to make a special effort in pissing me off

 

[TriPurple]

Emphysema
Lung cancer
Heart Disease eh no problem........ my nipples falling off YIKES!!!!!

 

[sso]

dont get fake tits then. (lots of women are in trouble now because of leaky implants)

 

[dirtsurfr]

 

[cannabineer]

That made me think of this. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

hmm... I did a survey by asking my sister-in-law (lifetime smoker) how her nipples were. She said they were just fine and then asked if I wanted to see for myself. The survey concluded with me running from the room, screaming. Damn women. Always one step ahead of you.

 

[cannabineer]

It's eerie how they seem to follow you across the room. cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

*is reminded of the 'triple nipple psychic' in Mallrats*

Chew up some gum, and voila! Plus, you'll need the gum if you smoke anyway