my fiancee cheated on me.

[cannabineer]

The kettle is full of fried chicken. cn

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

The kettle is full of fried chicken. cn

I chickened out. (<---See. See??) I concocted a mortar full of herbs and oil and roasted it instead.

 

[Orithil]

I am kinda laughing at some of the responses on here in regards to women...mostly because men are fucking like that too. I've fully supported all my boyfriends and they cheat on me. Nice girls get cheated on just as much as nice guys, not like it's one sided. And the worst is when the girls they're cheating on you with are way uglier than you are, more a slap in the face. All in all I think cheaters just have low self esteem and are trying to have their cake and eat it too because it makes them feel wanted and attractive. So maybe there's something you weren't giving her that led to her cheating, nothing is ever so black and white as "she cheated, she's a horrible person" because there's are always two sides to every story.

Fuck the two sides, if you cheat you're a horrible fucking person. If you're not happy, leave, but to fuck around behind someone's back is just the sign of a horrible goddamned person.

 

[jeeba]

Is she still alive?How much is she charging?

 

[april]

I cheated on chicken with turkey, bacon got angry and salami decided to pastrami me.

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

I cheated on chicken with turkey, bacon got angry and salami decided to pastrami me.

I have no clever retort for this.

 

[april]

I have no clever retort for this.

Ur not a polar bear, wait for it ......

 

[FootballFirst]

I have no clever retort for this.

c'mon it's easy....... i'd pastrami her!

 

[jpill]

Slip 25mgs Of Anthrax Into Her Coffee.

holy shit ! I would think gram would be sufficient .! lololol

 

[april]

c'mon it's easy....... i'd pastrami her!

Ur avatar offered me more giggles, so do my own words

BURN ....... rflmao




I gave u some rep so don't have a freak out lmfao

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Ur not a polar bear, wait for it ......

He is going to say that my retorts have been retarded. And I will see what he did right there.

 

[cannabineer]

c'mon it's easy....... i'd pastrami her!

Then you'd have to be on the lamb. cn

 

[FootballFirst]

Then you'd have to be on the lamb. cn

i'll be on anything she wants if she looks like that avatar she's sporting.

 

[cannabineer]

He is going to say that my retorts have been retarded. And I will see what he did right there.

Y'all are so convinced I would say something ... indelicatessen. ~recognition at last~ cn

 

[april]

i'll be on anything she wants if she looks like that avatar she's sporting.

Just socks please men always have Ugly feet. Ya that's me

 

[april]

Y'all are so convinced I would say something ... indelicatessen. ~recognition at last~ cn

Bologna! .........................

 

[FootballFirst]

Just socks please men always have Ugly feet. Ya that's me

socks during sex feels weird.

 

[sso]

ah, delicatessen, anyone seen it?



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101700/


if you dont mind a foreign language (if you arent from there)

you should check it out, nutty film and the humor translates quite easily.

(its about cannibalism, though its not a scary movie, just ridiculously funny.)

 

[obijohn]

This thread just doesn't cut the mustard

 

[april]

socks during sex feels weird.

Damn muffin no diner and snuggles first? See why i keep my socks on