what is the weirdest thing you have done with an animal

[Carne Seca]

This is fucked up. I'm with WW, I'd follow him. But I'd probably boil him in a 55 gallon drum of hot oil once I found him. =)



So, do the roosters actually sex the hens to fertilize the eggs or is it more like fish do it? I've never heard of chickens getting it on.

City folk.

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[cannabineer]

That's one scruffy-lookin pecker. cn

 

[Moses Mobetta]

This is fucked up. I'm with WW, I'd follow him. But I'd probably boil him in a 55 gallon drum of hot oil once I found him. =)



So, do the roosters actually sex the hens to fertilize the eggs or is it more like fish do it? I've never heard of chickens getting it on.

I waited for him to come home for a few days . I was hiding under a tarp with a little hole in it to see out . Somebody warned him and he never came back . I wanted to get him , so I continued to stake out his place for a while afterward . A couple of months later I heard it on the radio - he raped a 15 year old girl after breaking into a home he planned on robbing . He was on parole for rape of a 17 year old girl already when he did this . He'll never get out of prison now , alive anyway .

 

[Winter Woman]

Just deserves.

I waited for him to come home for a few days . I was hiding under a tarp with a little hole in it to see out . Somebody warned him and he never came back . I wanted to get him , so I continued to stake out his place for a while afterward . A couple of months later I heard it on the radio - he raped a 15 year old girl after breaking into a home he planned on robbing . He was on parole for rape of a 17 year old girl already when he did this . He'll never get out of prison now , alive anyway .

 

[high|hgih]

One time I laid around for 5 or 6 hours with my cats doing what they did.. Except eating their food.. But I meowed and pawed and ran around.. That probably would look pretty weird.. If anybody wouldve confronted me Id hiss them away, but sadly nobody ever saw

 

[420God]

So, do the roosters actually sex the hens to fertilize the eggs or is it more like fish do it? I've never heard of chickens getting it on.

The hens lay everyday, they'll just be fertile on the days the rooster gets them. Which is like as often as they can. Some of my hens were missing feathers on their backs it was so much.

 

[Corso312]

so basically no need for a rooster ever..unless you want to breed chickens and raise chicks to adults for poultry?.....sounds like i would be better off just buying farm fresh eggs rather than feeding chickens to get eggs eh? my dog has never been around chickens or seen one ..so he would probably kill them .... i want to get down with the country lifestyle since i am leaving the city ..any idea on a decent farm pet..that kind of pull its own weight and not a huge responsibility?

 

[cannabineer]

Once you've had your very own homegrown free-range eggs, "farm fresh" store eggs are pale shadows of the real stuff. I'm roont for life eggwise. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

so basically no need for a rooster ever..unless you want to breed chickens and raise chicks to adults for poultry?.....sounds like i would be better off just buying farm fresh eggs rather than feeding chickens to get eggs eh? my dog has never been around chickens or seen one ..so he would probably kill them .... i want to get down with the country lifestyle since i am leaving the city ..any idea on a decent farm pet..that kind of pull its own weight and not a huge responsibility?

Fresh laid eggs are not pretty. Usually there are shit streaks and sometimes bloodstreaks on the eggs so you have to wash them. The smell is very off-putting. Plus you end up walking in a lot of chicken shit and you have to keep the coop clean. At the very least, once a week or you invite all kinds of parasites and diseases. Plus the smell is really really bad.

Goats are pretty self-sustaining and you can milk them as well as process cheese with the milk (I hate goat milk). Goats are a little ornery and you can find yourself ass over teakettle when they butt you from behind. Not if, when. They can also eat things you don't want them to eat. Pigs... don't even bother. That's a lot of fucking work and the smell will cause your neighbors to riot and burn your house to the ground after stringing you up. And they can be dangerous when they get big. They are omnivorous and won't think twice about eating your kittens or your chickens, alive. Yes, personal experience. Cows? Lots of shit. But it makes great fertilizer. They are eating machines and will eat you out of house and home if you can't afford it.

Turkeys? Too stupid to live. Guinea fowl? They're fine if you like screeching banshees.

I hate to tell you this but raising farm animals is hard work and takes a lot of time out of your day. We had horses, cows, pigs, chickens, geese, ducks, turkeys, guinea fowl, goats, a couple of sheep for 4H and the odd hamster or two. Lots of chores.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Hey Carne, we had a few peacocks and alpacas, they are buckets of fun!

Washed my kitty and dressed up a horse like a reindeer.

Oh yeah, that and rolling around on the floor with/grooming/sleeping/eating/howling with other canines *cough*

 

[Corso312]

yeah none of that sounds ideal..maybe a goat..do they wander off? or will they stay on the property..no fences where i am moving

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

One time I laid around for 5 or 6 hours with my cats doing what they did.. Except eating their food.. But I meowed and pawed and ran around.. That probably would look pretty weird.. If anybody wouldve confronted me Id hiss them away, but sadly nobody ever saw

Do you feel like doing that alot of the time? I'm a wolf therianthrope so this sounds perfectly normal to me. Do you frequently feel compelled to do this or literally feel like you are a cat at times? Were you aware that you were 'acting like a cat' rather than being totally absorbed in 'being a cat' at the time?

Corso, goats are wonderful. THhy can be naughty and tasty looking but they are full of personality. Like a dog. Minus the tasty.

 

[Corso312]

yeah..the butting me sounds cool...i like animals with personality..but would a goat run away? wander to neighbors property ..do i have to chain him up? kennel him? or let him walk free?

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Goats like socializing so they might wander to people giving them more attention. The goats in Trinidad tend to stay put if they are with a herd and there is enough food. If you have just the one goat, a pen or ordinary yard fence should be fine as long as you keep his mind busy. Goats are really fun. Get a big one so it can stand up and dance with you or something.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Fuck man, it's not the weirdest i've done but psychologically figuring out your dog and knowing how it likes to play is the weirdest "looking" thing I have done. Really I am getting in touch with my dogs and can communicate in more ways with them because of it. I use my hand as a "mouth" or "critter" for small dogs and for my big golden retriever I will literally wrestle with him 60% strength and allow him to take me down and lightly clamp on to my arm... So much fun for me, the weirdest part is I can have more fun with my dogs than most people lol.

 

[Carne Seca]

Goats like to wander. They love to climb. They go all over the damn place. LOL

Now sheep on the other hand. But they tend to destroy greenery.

 

[Carne Seca]

yeah..the butting me sounds cool...i like animals with personality..but would a goat run away? wander to neighbors property ..do i have to chain him up? kennel him? or let him walk free?

A cousin of mine used to get into head butting contests with one of our goats. Until the horn hooked his left nostril and ripped it all the way up his nose. Took quite a few stitches to patch that hole.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Fuck man, it's not the weirdest i've done but psychologically figuring out your dog and knowing how it likes to play is the weirdest "looking" thing I have done. Really I am getting in touch with my dogs and can communicate in more ways with them because of it. I use my hand as a "mouth" or "critter" for small dogs and for my big golden retriever I will literally wrestle with him 60% strength and allow him to take me down and lightly clamp on to my arm... So much fun for me, the weirdest part is I can have more fun with my dogs than most people lol.

How does your back manage with the Play Bow?

We like mouthing and play biting, people seem to think it's aggression, though...

Carne maybe our goats were just dumb. They were on flatland with a highway cutting the place up though. I agree, headbutting a goat is not the best idea 0_o

 

[high|hgih]

• Do you feel like doing that alot of the time? I'm a wolf therianthrope so this sounds perfectly normal to me. Do you frequently feel compelled to do this or literally feel like you are a cat at times? Were you aware that you were 'acting like a cat' rather than being totally absorbed in 'being a cat' at the time?​

  
  
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Yeah.. I always admired the cats At that time I was pretty sure I was a cat. I mean figuratively.. Its very confusing. We're all just grazing cats right? Cept you, your a wolf!

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Yeah.. I always admired the cats At that time I was pretty sure I was a cat. I mean figuratively.. Its very confusing. We're all just grazing cats right? Cept you, your a wolf!

My god, I've found another

I get it. Obviously you were'nt PHYSICALLY a cat but felt like one in your head. I get it, totally. You'd be surprised at the number of people like this who appear to be ordinary adult professionals with the wife and kids and 40 year old man has episodes of feeling like he's a tiger (or a rabbit or whatever other animal). We have much to discuss.