How much weed is a blowjob worth?
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sully
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hahahaha this is a funny thread. I caught it scrolling down the main page. I usually give myself one for like a gram of some kill..it's a win win and win for me. Get a BJ. get a BJ for only like 20 bucks and get a gram out of it. Winning!! Although I know where the little generals been so maybe I need to raise the price on myself to an eighth.
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
so what are you buying me for my birthday unkey bricktop?
stelthy
Well-Known Member
I got a series of them off some girl in exchange for a half filled (top heavy) 'L' for each BJ
call me cheap but I had weed and my dick sucked! Legen........... wait for it "dery" lol - STELTHY 
Brick Top
New Member
so what are you buying me for my birthday unkey bricktop?
Close your eyes ..... what do you see? Nothing, right? Well, that's what you will get from me.
After all, I just had a birthday and you did not buy me anything, did you?
All you did was try to get me to blow you by offering me large sums of money.
hiluxphantom
Well-Known Member
LOL i started 33 pages xD
Stonerman Enoch
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jbsoriginality
Member
a half a gram aint shit if she has an std! just slap on a rubber and fuck her!
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
he is no longer on riu
eDude
Well-Known Member
If anyone hasn't said it..
Man walks up to a woman and ask "Would you sleep with me for a 1,000,000 dollars?" after some she says she would. "Ok, then how about for 100 dollars?" he asked, she promptly replies "What do you take me for?" and he replies "I thought we already established that, I'm just haggling the price."
The moral of the story is no matter what the price, a whore is a whore. If you are not your own man, then you're a whore, if you have a price, then you're a whore. Like it or not.
Man walks up to a woman and ask "Would you sleep with me for a 1,000,000 dollars?" after some she says she would. "Ok, then how about for 100 dollars?" he asked, she promptly replies "What do you take me for?" and he replies "I thought we already established that, I'm just haggling the price."
The moral of the story is no matter what the price, a whore is a whore. If you are not your own man, then you're a whore, if you have a price, then you're a whore. Like it or not.
TheRaiderNation
Member
That about summed it up for me
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
for now. like a moth to a flame, he will be back.
getting a life outside of RIU ain't happening for that ol dog.
eventually he will get bored of trolling and resume his pwning of newbs.
we are what we are, we can pretend otherwise for only so long.
RyanTheRhino
Well-Known Member
oh oh oh I got an even better idea...allow her to take small hits off a small pipe in between deepthroats
she better bring her own pipe lol
past times
Well-Known Member
hahahahahahah
i dont know about all of that i was just saying he aint here
which i wasnt sure if u knew or were just making a joke
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
moth to a flame is just a joke about self destruction addictions. I think most of the world has some of them!
silly i know what it means i was referring to i stay out of areas he is posting to much to deal withmoth to a flame is just a joke about self destruction addictions. I think most of the world has some of them!
pass me some bro lol
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
globs away
[video=youtube;B42Qy_xbvbY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B42Qy_xbvbY[/video]
RawBudzski
Well-Known Member
I usually ask her for an oz or two before she gives me a bj