I'm Better Than You, I'm Quitting: A Time Line

splitphilly

Active Member
Tried that! I used a bulb that had that powdered coating inside and didnt know it. It was the worst thing Ive ever done to myself. I choked and coughed for an hour and never quite did forget that awefull taste and the pain it cauzed to my poor lungs.
So stupid.
Yeah you're supposed to get rid of that, it's been years but I believe you pour some salt in it, sift it around, and pour it all out.

Hot knives works also.
 

Corbat420

Well-Known Member
They're all either insane, or pieces of shit.
Actualy i got news for you... if you think like that your the one who's insane :D

its called Narcissistic personality disorder and its a Class B Mental disorder.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
Thanks for showing us who you realy are, a weak, broken and small little "man". the greatest thing, is you proved it YOURSELF.

P.S: i think a psychotherapist would help you more than tryin to bring us down.... alot of the people here dont have mental disorders, kinda hard to bring us down ;)
 

splitphilly

Active Member
lol.......suck my Papuan cod-piece, kid.
No thanks. I'm not a homosexual.

Update: My performance increase of this week lead to a promotion today, no joke. However, I got accepted to a much better union job today. Until that kicks in I'll have to settle for a raise in an already over paid job, completely flexible hours, and the ability to work as many hours as I want, which is cool in an hourly job. There's a couple of other amazing things that have happened in my week of not smoking, but those are just coincidental.

Also, this is meant to be a funny study on how quitting only affects your level of energy, but personally it's sort of blowing up in my face. I understand that sarcasm doesn't exactly jump out in text, but I was entertained by the level of hate that came from it, which is why I decided to roll with it.

1 week is nothing, someone might find me in a neighbors garage trying to freebase Molly next week, lets see how it goes.
 

splitphilly

Active Member
Actualy i got news for you... if you think like that your the one who's insane :D

its called Narcissistic personality disorder and its a Class B Mental disorder.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652



Thanks for showing us who you realy are, a weak, broken and small little "man". the greatest thing, is you proved it YOURSELF.

P.S: i think a psychotherapist would help you more than tryin to bring us down.... alot of the people here dont have mental disorders, kinda hard to bring us down ;)
I know what a narcissist is, I graduated middle school many many years ago. Get rid of your avi, that girl has a family that's ashamed of her smut filled "modeling" career. You really shouldn't be perpetuation the down fall of an honerable society by promoting woman who have no self respect.
Also, stop looking up to people who are crazy/pieces of shit. You might become more of a selfless person if you do so.
 

Ballsonrawls

Well-Known Member
Lol I used the light bulb method. Sorry kinda funny you didnt clean it out. It took quiet a bit of time to clean that white shit out. I liked the light bulb. Used it when I had some decent trimmings. Worked well. My opinion lol
 

F A B

New Member
I know what a narcissist is, I graduated middle school many many years ago. Get rid of your avi, that girl has a family that's ashamed of her smut filled "modeling" career. You really shouldn't be perpetuation the down fall of an honerable society by promoting woman who have no self respect.
Also, stop looking up to people who are crazy/pieces of shit. You might become more of a selfless person if you do so.

dude u really do suck at trolling
i mean shit u need to step your game up or go home these boys will eat your lunch
 

F A B

New Member
Actualy i got news for you... if you think like that your the one who's insane :D

its called Narcissistic personality disorder and its a Class B Mental disorder.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652



Thanks for showing us who you realy are, a weak, broken and small little "man". the greatest thing, is you proved it YOURSELF.

P.S: i think a psychotherapist would help you more than tryin to bring us down.... alot of the people here dont have mental disorders, kinda hard to bring us down ;)

maybe caused by not smoking weed?
 

Sr. Verde

Well-Known Member
"Michael Phelps - drug addict"





You will never win an Olympic gold medal, ever.

He has 8, from one year.

Troll harder!
 

Hucklberry

Well-Known Member
You folks still feeding the troll I see, Have you notice he's has attracted other trolls to defend him. Unless he's the same guy.
 

F A B

New Member
"Michael Phelps - drug addict"





You will never win an Olympic gold medal, ever.

He has 8, from one year.

Troll harder!

damn wish i could smoke and be amazing
u make a valid point
other guy dont have one
except now he quit he feels guilty i guess and turned sellout
 

splitphilly

Active Member
No thanks. I'm not a homosexual.

Update: My performance increase of this week lead to a promotion today, no joke. However, I got accepted to a much better union job today. Until that kicks in I'll have to settle for a raise in an already over paid job, completely flexible hours, and the ability to work as many hours as I want, which is cool in an hourly job. There's a couple of other amazing things that have happened in my week of not smoking, but those are just coincidental.

Also, this is meant to be a funny study on how quitting only affects your level of energy, but personally it's sort of blowing up in my face. I understand that sarcasm doesn't exactly jump out in text, but I was entertained by the level of hate that came from it, which is why I decided to roll with it.


1 week is nothing, someone might find me in a neighbors garage trying to freebase Molly next week, lets see how it goes.

I'm super shocked at how easy it was to quit. I've used bud for years to sleep, and to keep my stress levels down, but honestly, quitting hasn't changed a thing. Just goes to show how much of a mental dependency it can be. I used to be anxious as shit to smoke thinking I needed it to get to sleep. I haven't gotten this much sleep ever in my life, it's not because I quit though, I believe it's 2 other personal factors that I won't share because I know how much people hate to see another man happy.

It is what I've thought it would be, you need to want to quit. Smoking wasn't worth the risk it carried for my career, and that gave me the motivation.

Since quitting I've been called a douche bag, and ass hole more than ever in my life. I think it's a good thing though. I've always been a prick, however now I'm not so numb and my disdain for peoples bull shit has turned into constructive criticism. I have also been told I have a "big personality" twice from people I've recently met. Never heard that in my life, not sure if it's a good thing, but I credit it to me not smoking.

I still want to rip a bowl and mow pizza on sundays when I'm feeling sluggish from the night before.
 

splitphilly

Active Member
"Michael Phelps - drug addict"





You will never win an Olympic gold medal, ever.

He has 8, from one year.

Troll harder!
I'll give him credit for finding a weird way to make a lot of money. But I'm not impressed by useless talents. I was really embarrassed to be an American during those olympics. We as citizens took more pride in someone who has the ideal build for swimming then we had shame for paying for a terrible war. If there was an olympic event for being a stand up human, I would at least tie for silver. However, I tend to devote my time to useful things, so I wouldn't find myself in such a ridiculous event.

Anyways, my weed days are over. I can't wait until I'm 45 retired, and have an army of plants at my disposal. Kevin Smith has it right, you should wait until you're successful before you volunteer to bog your life down.
 

alotaball

Well-Known Member
Sounds like this idiot has no motivation and Lack of will power and self control. Sounds like you were using weed to make excuses for all your character flaws.. and since your quitting .. now you want to act like all your problems went away.. dont worry.. your still the same p.o.s. u were before you quit smoking.
 

doooood

Member
This isn't the splitphilly I remember wearing the snuggie! :sad: But if you have decided to quit, I support you in your decision. I miss you!
 

ANC

Well-Known Member
so your better than all these people?

Sir Richard Branson
Rick Steves
Aaron Sorkin
Michael Phelps
Michael Bloomberg
Ted Turner
Montel Williams
Stephen King
Arnold Schwarzenegger
.... Barack Obama

Good luck, fuckhead.
Come on bro' , leave me out of it.
 

splitphilly

Active Member
If no self control means smoking after work, then yea, im an idiot with several character flaws.This is the same split. Since i dont smoke, i dont have enough bored time to come on here and spread my greatness. I just took down some walls in my house and cant peel myself off the couch. I could use a brownie and a bit of a nap. However i have to get ready to anhilate my liver again tonight, as i am now a booze bag. Not that i wasnt before, but now i have more motivation to go out.Its true though, i quit and everything fell into place, with little to no extra effort.
 
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