Tomorrow's The Big Day-I'm Going To Try Out For The Jahovas Whittnesses

Jakebake420

Member
Hahahaha. I love that fucking movie. Taken out of context, this scene is even better.

So, what do you know of the doom awaiting this planet?

"Well, as Witnesses, we believe that the end of the world is approaching. And that only 144,000 people will be saved to reign."

I do not believe it will be that many!

"Uh, no the bible clearly states 144,000 will be saved to reign."

That is a very optimistic estimate, considering the primitive weapons the Earth People will use for their defense.

"Well, when the time comes, no weapon of this Earth shall avail Mankind."

CORRECT!

Where are You People from?

France! We come from France!
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meechz 024

Active Member
Jesus was about spreading love and peace. jehovas witnesses are about control, rules, and hierarchies. Get out of here with your witness bullshit. They didn't witness fuck all. We all have the ability to practice our own spirituality through our own minds. You don't need to go by this cults agenda to find god.
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Long story short, I'm not going to be a Jehovahs Witness, it was ok but they kind of made me feel like I had a disease they were afraid of catching, they didn't seem very freindly to me or welcoming to me, they all seemed happy to see and talk to eachother but not me so much. They had a big presentation and the gist of it was that Jesus was Michael the arch angel which I don't believe. they told me that theirs limited seating in heaven and that I have to be one of them to get in regardless of if i'm a good person if I want to get in I have to be one of them and follow their rules and even then their is only room for the best, but if I join them I can have heaven on earth during my life. Their wasn't any food but I did get money from someone when I asked about food and money for food as we were leaving and I bought two ramens with it on the way home and I still have a hot dog and i'm going to chop it up and put it into the soups so all and all it wasn't bad, I liked how they were talking about heaven on earth and I think they're right about that. I'm not going to join and they didn't seem to really want me or to be friends with me but it was a good time and the guy who gave me a dollar was cool, I had fun and they invited me to another thing this Sunday but i'm not sure if I will go or not
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
i love berdo and the fact he is reaching back to cult factions that are at his door , well that is the same thing i would do fuck you people that have a perfect life , let us look around and find our place our comfort zone our release...good luck my brother
Thank you,
I had come close to joining a "cult" their called the twelve tribes, they get a bad rap but their cool, at the time I wasn't ready, they had a lot of rules and wanted you to give up everything and to live and work with them- but if you could deal with that it seemed like a good thing and I still kind of wonder if I should have joined- they had a good thing going, they were like one big family tuned out to all the bullshit of the world, they just work and sing and dance and pray and do what is right and forgo the outside world and connections with it.
 

kizphilly

Well-Known Member
atleats u went and gave it a chance on the real thou fuck them my aunts a jeahovas wintess and that part of the family is completly fucked at my step moms funeral right when the preist started to give the service they all got up and walked out in they middle of the fucking funeral after that i lost all respect for them
 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member
I'm going to go, why not, they invited me, I hope their is food because I don't have any right now but they didn't mention any food, I figure I will go either way since they were nice enough to invite me, they don't say easter they say it's to "commemorate Jesus' death" I figure I can at least go and say hi and see what their talking about and see if they seem to like me- I don't have any other plans, I will let everyone know how it goes.
I tried to go to another church awhile ago but they didn't seem to want me so I didn't keep going, I hope this goes better
Is it because you troll in real life too :)
 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member
Thank you,
I had come close to joining a "cult" their called the twelve tribes, they get a bad rap but their cool, at the time I wasn't ready, they had a lot of rules and wanted you to give up everything and to live and work with them- but if you could deal with that it seemed like a good thing and I still kind of wonder if I should have joined- they had a good thing going, they were like one big family tuned out to all the bullshit of the world, they just work and sing and dance and pray and do what is right and forgo the outside world and connections with it.

sounds like they wont put up with republicans or democrats for president... Jehovah witness 2016 woo the new independent party.
 

boneheadbob

Well-Known Member
I was thinking about trying out the Mormons but for some reason they don't want me, when they come around they skip me, I've even tried to lurk around when their going to doors and I said hi and they said hi but they never try to talk to me
hahaha beardo, I luv you dude
Mormons will take better care of you then JW. The elder from your ward will come to your home and make sure you are fed and have a roof over you. But you have to contribute by going to Church every week and having a burning in your bosom for the Lord. You also have to give them 10% of any money youe make.

I bet that JW bunch had a gorgeous woman with them to entice you. Other then fine women, I dont think JW has much to offer.

But if you want to see the finest women in the world (I am serious) Join the dam Raelians. More drop dead gorgeous women then you can shake your boner at.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raëlism
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Is it because you troll in real life too :)
If you think i'm a "troll" on the internet then you would definitely think i'm a troll in real life, I went to the water company the other day asking about fluoride, Alex Jones, Depopulation, Eugenics and agenda 21- the first person I spoke with didn't seem to know what I was talking about and I was asking for a supervisor who was trying to reassure me everything is ok and I was asked send in a list of my concerns for review by someone higher up who would be more knowlegable and I got the person to agree to watch Alex Jones, I'm sending in a list of concerns then I will wait for a response or go in to see if they have any answers.
I also went on a date and "trolled" her, we hung out for awhile and went to her place, I'm pretty positive she was open for sex, we had a few drinks, and then I said goodbye and left without trying to get any, she even said it was different that I didn't want to stay, I just said ok bye have a goodnight.- I bet she didn't know what to think.
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
maybe there's more ramen in it for you if you go? Go dressed as Jesus Christ.
I am not going to the Sunday event because I have decided it is not the group for me and I won't be joining and it would be wrong to attend just to try to use them
 

YaK

just some guy
I am not going to the Sunday event because I have decided it is not the group for me and I won't be joining and it would be wrong to attend just to try to use them
That's respectable. Why the quest for religion? or just a quest for a group of friends? Great story about trolling a date. Did you just not want her?

I think you should contemplate writing a book. it's easy.
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
That's respectable. Why the quest for religion? or just a quest for a group of friends? Great story about trolling a date. Did you just not want her?

I think you should contemplate writing a book. it's easy.
I love God and I love life and want to do positive things and would like to have positive people in my life, It's not so much a quest for religion as it is that i'm looking for a group of people who are into positive things that I could associate with, I enjoy religious books and talking about God so I thought it would be good to go to church. As for the date, the lady is nice but I wouldn't want to be with her- a few years ago I would have hit it and quit it but now that's not what i'm looking for, I wouldn't want to lead her on or mess with her emotions and have to deal with that and I'm not looking to add another notch to my belt or anything, I'm not going to sleep with someone unless I really am attracted to the person and the person is attracted to me and were in a long term relationship and married or committed to each other.
 

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
If you think i'm a "troll" on the internet then you would definitely think i'm a troll in real life, I went to the water company the other day asking about fluoride, Alex Jones, Depopulation, Eugenics and agenda 21- the first person I spoke with didn't seem to know what I was talking about and I was asking for a supervisor who was trying to reassure me everything is ok and I was asked send in a list of my concerns for review by someone higher up who would be more knowlegable and I got the person to agree to watch Alex Jones, I'm sending in a list of concerns then I will wait for a response or go in to see if they have any answers.
I also went on a date and "trolled" her, we hung out for awhile and went to her place, I'm pretty positive she was open for sex, we had a few drinks, and then I said goodbye and left without trying to get any, she even said it was different that I didn't want to stay, I just said ok bye have a goodnight.- I bet she didn't know what to think.
Hahahahaha. Dude, you are awesome. Keep them guessing. Troll on.

Edit: And keep us guessing too, since this story could be another net trolling, lol.
 

meechz 024

Active Member
Long story short, I'm not going to be a Jehovahs Witness, it was ok but they kind of made me feel like I had a disease they were afraid of catching, they didn't seem very freindly to me or welcoming to me, they all seemed happy to see and talk to eachother but not me so much. They had a big presentation and the gist of it was that Jesus was Michael the arch angel which I don't believe. they told me that theirs limited seating in heaven and that I have to be one of them to get in regardless of if i'm a good person if I want to get in I have to be one of them and follow their rules and even then their is only room for the best, but if I join them I can have heaven on earth during my life. Their wasn't any food but I did get money from someone when I asked about food and money for food as we were leaving and I bought two ramens with it on the way home and I still have a hot dog and i'm going to chop it up and put it into the soups so all and all it wasn't bad, I liked how they were talking about heaven on earth and I think they're right about that. I'm not going to join and they didn't seem to really want me or to be friends with me but it was a good time and the guy who gave me a dollar was cool, I had fun and they invited me to another thing this Sunday but i'm not sure if I will go or not
What a pathetic fucking perception of life these people have.

You have to join them to experience heaven on earth? Fuck right off. You have the ability to experience heaven on earth by practicing love. Feeling love, giving love and receiving love will bring you inner peace and the greatest joy.

Limited seating in heaven? LMAO

Only room for the best? LMAO.

....So there's a capacity limit for entry into heaven?........They just want to feel special and need a reward for spreading their bullshit that they believe is divine truth.

These people don't know what the fuck they are talking about. You are seen as weak to them. You're not weak. You have the ability to love, that's all you need to know.
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
I love God and I love life and want to do positive things and would like to have positive people in my life, It's not so much a quest for religion as it is that i'm looking for a group of people who are into positive things that I could associate with, I enjoy religious books and talking about God so I thought it would be good to go to church. As for the date, the lady is nice but I wouldn't want to be with her- a few years ago I would have hit it and quit it but now that's not what i'm looking for, I wouldn't want to lead her on or mess with her emotions and have to deal with that and I'm not looking to add another notch to my belt or anything, I'm not going to sleep with someone unless I really am attracted to the person and the person is attracted to me and were in a long term relationship and married or committed to each other.
This the beautiful Beardo I love... When you find the right woman I hope you cherish and support eachother and have sex all over the house all day, every day for the rest of your lives.
 
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