Cream...

[april]

Can't swallow meat and is picky about her cream.... No. No thank you.

Ur job is to make me and taste like real nuts while doing so, eat a spoon full of sugar every hour please


NO WAIT DON'T lol i promise i wont kill u with sugar lol

 

[Californicater]

Espresso shot with a splash of condensed milk, its called a bonbon in Spain and its bomb.

 

[Bonkleesha]

mmmmmm i like fatties. drink more cream.. then ill bang that chubby ass.

 

[eye exaggerate]

I've been high for the last 5 years, +++ a few...

^ ...............

 

[cannabineer]

Ur job is to make me and taste like real nuts while doing so, eat a spoon full of sugar every hour please


NO WAIT DON'T lol i promise i wont kill u with sugar lol

Absolutely rofl at the swipe about "real nuts". cn

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I hold your life in the palm of my hand, bear.

PS. Yes, I have effeminate hands, what of it?

 

[april]

I hold your life in the palm of my hand, bear.

PS. Yes, I have effeminate hands, what of it?

OMG nevermind kitties i WANT I WANT!!! gimmy the baby bear awwww

 

[Carne Seca]

The trouble is, they grow up to eat you.

 

[racerboy71]

The trouble is, they grow up to eat you.

i was watching dane cooks stand up.. he was saying how he thinks black babies are the cutest things ever, and how he wants to adopt one, blah blah blah, than he said he would get rid of it at around 11 or 12 as that is when they get scary, lol.. i thought it was rather funny..

 

[jpill]

Watch out for Coffee Mate's Hazelnut creamer. That shit will get you hooked for reals ! I had to stop cold turkey !!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

i was watching dane cooks stand up.. he was saying how he thinks black babies are the cutest things ever, and how he wants to adopt one, blah blah blah, than he said he would get rid of it at around 11 or 12 as that is when they get scary, lol.. i thought it was rather funny..

That is the fucking funniest thing ever. I find that black babies have a higher ration of cuteness, but not a higher quality of cuteness with the advent of every baby...

 

[cannabineer]

I hold your life in the palm of my hand, bear.

PS. Yes, I have effeminate hands, what of it?

Sorry Crypt ... it's just that the juxtaposition of april's "make me" with the phrase "real nuts" combined with your avi's absence of flesh tickled my funny bone.

And just what is that twee beastie in the pic? Is that actually a photo featuring your hands? cn

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Sorry Crypt ... it's just that the juxtaposition of april's "make me" with the phrase "real nuts" combined with your avi's absence of flesh tickled my funny bone.

And just what is that twee beastie in the pic? Is that actually a photo featuring your hands? cn

That's a fucking baby polar bear. lmao I don't now if it actually is the tiniest, but the nametag indicates it maybe have set the world record for the smallest documented baby polar bear.

No not my hand, I have enough of that in my avatar as it is.

 

[Carne Seca]

I thought the hand belonged to Unlucky. Same large meaty sweaty paws.

 

[Carne Seca]

And just what is that twee beastie in the pic? Is that actually a photo featuring your hands? cn

It's your baby picture. Seriously though, you would think the claws and paws gave it away.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

mmmmmm i like fatties. drink more cream.. then ill bang that chubby ass.

I don't believe you understand who I am, ay..?

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I just smoked some "Sour Cream" and blew the top of my head off...

 

[cannabineer]

It's your baby picture. Seriously though, you would think the claws and paws gave it away.

I never ever had a face like a Power Puff Girl on smack. cn

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I never ever had a face like a Power Puff Girl on smack. cn

But that's how we picture you CN... your description isn't quite as graphic as my imaginings about your appearance but still sexy...

 

[cannabineer]

But that's how we picture you CN... your description is quite as graphic as my imaginings about your appearance but still sexy...

Thanks, Shannon ... that made me chuckle. cn