The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

American tally accent I meant. Stop being pradantic

pedantic you fuckin mongo.

 

[IC3M4L3]

Yorkie empty ur inbox u popular fucker

 

[dura72]

When I die, I want to die like Darth Vader did.

In a Darth Vader costume, getting my helmet tugged off.

 

[Mastergrow]

Any bets on the national?

 

[dura72]

So it's Grand National day.

Normally if you want to see this many Irish midgets you have to go Leprechaun hunting

 

[mad dog bark]

i wont b hating carroll always rated him, just a big step up. he should been 3rd choice forward to ease pressure for 1st season or so. was thrown in heads 1st and wasnt used all the attention and hatred bout price tag, the kid will come good.
rather him then kuyt 100 per cent.
lfc need a experienced or pacey forward a right midfielder or two and job done for another year, mayb if maxi goes then a good left/attacking mid who can play on left off a front 3.
chuffed as was on edge seat through that. dunno y i watch football i swear it will b the death off me. heart goes up and down. dont get it with other sports.

 

[IC3M4L3]

wow 33-1 wins thats nutz lmao bet sum people who better willbe like SHIT why didnt i bet more lol

 

[Mastergrow]

I've a m8's a die hard Liverpool fan too, his wee boys second name is gerrard lol, he got a new dog when Torres was playing good at Liverpool, he called it nando lol, Always gets a slagging for that cos he's still got it! Aww aye, he has another wee girl called risse (John Arne risse) lol!

 

[asap]

Well im proper buzzing after the game. I will call my next son Andy Carroll if he scores the winner in the final!! Haha That 35 mill had to pay off at somepoint tho. Just hope we get the Chavs in the final dont fancy spurs tbh.

 

[mad dog bark]

who u support fella? united?

 

[asap]

I've a m8's a die hard Liverpool fan too, his wee boys second name is gerrard lol, he got a new dog when Torres was playing good at Liverpool, he called it nando lol, Always gets a slagging for that cos he's still got it! Aww aye, he has another wee girl called risse (John Arne risse) lol!

Thats a good cause to take it to the vets for that final trip, I chucked my torres shirt on the fire when he left us the Judas cunt, I hope Terry gets balls deep in his wife every friday night

 

[Mastergrow]

I do m8, league ain't over yet, city playing good stuff and scoring some goals, just prayin united don't slip up, definitely ain't over

 

[Mastergrow]

My m8 won a united shirt in our local one night, him one of the only pool fans there, the cunt threw it in the fuckin fire

 

[asap]

i wont b hating carroll always rated him, just a big step up. he should been 3rd choice forward to ease pressure for 1st season or so. was thrown in heads 1st and wasnt used all the attention and hatred bout price tag, the kid will come good.
rather him then kuyt 100 per cent.
lfc need a experienced or pacey forward a right midfielder or two and job done for another year, mayb if maxi goes then a good left/attacking mid who can play on left off a front 3.
chuffed as was on edge seat through that. dunno y i watch football i swear it will b the death off me. heart goes up and down. dont get it with other sports.

Im the same my throat is killing and my hands hurt from punching the sofa when Carra gaffed again. As much as I respect carra he is now past it and a liability. Dagger and Skerts are our best cb's and coates looks a talent.

I just hope we get a right mid in and a top striker in over the summer. If we converted our chances at the rate of bolton this year we would have the title wrapped up, which is the worst thing about this season.

 

[asap]

I do m8, league ain't over yet, city playing good stuff and scoring some goals, just prayin united don't slip up, definitely ain't over

Well i hope united slip up and end up with fuck all, If they do it will be a downward spiral with your current owners borrowing on future success will only work for so long

 

[Mastergrow]

^^pure fiction for humour purposes

 

[mad dog bark]

I do m8, league ain't over yet, city playing good stuff and scoring some goals, just prayin united don't slip up, definitely ain't over

i knew haha i have a man u radar. no joke either.
man city turning on the charm in final corner

 

[dura72]

i just dont understand you English lads with all your bitter football rivalry...ah mean ahm a Rangers man thru and thru and you never hear me say a bad word about those dirty, stinkin, bead rattling ,mysogonistic, terrorist supporting ,cowardly, civilian killing, soap dodging , thieving , giro scrounging, spud thick mick,paranoid, priesty, siege mentality, work shy, in-bred, nun fucking , fish eating, dress wearing , un-educated, fuckin dog raping bastard kiddy fiddling black stinking immigrant turds.

 

[Mastergrow]

Definitely are, just hope it's too late

 

[asap]

^^pure fiction for humour purposes

lmao good banter I will give you that, But in all seriousness if United dont keep winning the banks close in. It happened the same to Liverpool until we got took over. The glaziers wont take the hint and sell up tho. They are coining it in no matter what and wont care if the club goes tits up in the end. Its an unfortunate fact and I would only target my humour of the situation at the united fans that have tried to rip liverpool apart when our club was in the mess.