**real football**

or what people in the USA call soccer, even though in our sport the main body part actually used in the game is the foot.. unlike the american game.;-):peace:
 
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Soccer is running America into the ground, and there is very little anyone can do about it. Social critics have long observed that we live in a therapeutic society that treats young people as if they can do no wrong. Every kid is a winner, and nobody is ever left behind, no matter how many times they watch the ball going the other way. Whether the dumbing down of America or soccer came first is hard to say, but soccer is clearly an important means by which American energy, drive and competitiveness are being undermined to the point of no return.

What other game, to put it bluntly, is so boring to watch? (Bowling and golf come to mind, but the sound of crashing pins and the sight of the well-attired strolling on perfectly kept greens are at least inherently pleasurable activities.) The linear, two-dimensional action of soccer is like the rocking of a boat but without any storm and while the boat has not even left the dock. Think of two posses pursuing their prey in opposite directions without any bullets in their guns. Soccer is the fluoridation of the American sporting scene.

For those who think I jest, let me put forth four points, which is more points than most fans will see in a week of games—and more points than most soccer players have scored since their pee-wee days.

1) Any sport that limits you to using your feet, with the occasional bang of the head, has something very wrong with it. Indeed, soccer is a liberal's dream of tragedy: It creates an egalitarian playing field by rigorously enforcing a uniform disability. Anthropologists commonly define man according to his use of hands. We have the thumb, an opposable digit that God gave us to distinguish us from animals that walk on all fours. The thumb lets us do things like throw baseballs and fold our hands in prayer. We can even talk with our hands. Have you ever seen a deaf person trying to talk with his feet? When you are really angry and acting like an animal, you kick out with your feet. Only fools punch a wall with their hands. The Iraqi who threw his shoes at President Bush was following his primordial instincts. Showing someone your feet, or sticking your shoes in someone's face, is the ultimate sign of disrespect. Do kids ever say, "Trick or Treat, smell my hands"? Did Jesus wash his disciples' hands at the Last Supper? No, hands are divine (they are one of the body parts most frequently attributed to God), while feet are in need of redemption. In all the portraits of God's wrath, never once is he pictured as wanting to step on us or kick us; he does not stoop that low.

2) Sporting should be about breaking kids down before you start building them up. Take baseball, for example. When I was a kid, baseball was the most popular sport precisely because it was so demanding. Even its language was intimidating, with bases, bats, strikes and outs. Striding up to the plate gave each of us a chance to act like we were starring in a Western movie, and tapping the bat to the plate gave us our first experience with inventing self-indulgent personal rituals. The boy chosen to be the pitcher was inevitably the first kid on the team to reach puberty, and he threw a hard ball right at you.

Thus, you had to face the fear of disfigurement as well as the statistical probability of striking out. The spectacle of your failure was so public that it was like having all of your friends invited to your home to watch your dad forcing you to eat your vegetables. We also spent a lot of time in the outfield chanting, "Hey batter batter!" as if we were Buddhist monks on steroids. Our chanting was compensatory behavior, a way of making the time go by, which is surely why at soccer games today it is the parents who do all of the yelling.

3) Everyone knows that soccer is a foreign invasion, but few people know exactly what is wrong with that. More than having to do with its origin, soccer is a European sport because it is all about death and despair. Americans would never invent a sport where the better you get the less you score. Even the way most games end, in sudden death, suggests something of an old-fashioned duel. How could anyone enjoy a game where so much energy results in so little advantage, and which typically ends with a penalty kick out, as if it is the audience that needs to be put out of its misery? Shootouts are such an anticlimax to the game and are so unpredictable that the teams might as well flip a coin to see who wins—indeed, they might as well flip the coin before the game, and not play at all.

4) And then there is the question of sex. I know my daughter will kick me when she reads this, but soccer is a game for girls. Girls are too smart to waste an entire day playing baseball, and they do not have the bloodlust for football. Soccer penalizes shoving and burns countless calories, and the margins of victory are almost always too narrow to afford any gloating. As a display of nearly death-defying stamina, soccer mimics the paradigmatic feminine experience of childbirth more than the masculine business of destroying your opponent with insurmountable power.

Let me conclude on a note of despair appropriate to my topic. There is no way to run away from soccer, if only because it is a sport all about running. It is as relentless as it is easy, and it is as tiring to play as it is tedious to watch. The real tragedy is that soccer is a foreign invasion, but it is not a plot to overthrow America. For those inclined toward paranoia, it would be easy to blame soccer's success on the political left, which, after all, worked for years to bring European decadence and despair to America. The left tried to make existentialism, Marxism, poststructuralism, and deconstructionism fashionable in order to weaken the clarity, pragmatism and drive of American culture. What the left could not accomplish through these intellectual fads, one might suspect, they are trying to accomplish through sport.

Yet this suspicion would be mistaken. Soccer is of foreign origin, that is certainly true, but its promotion and implementation are thoroughly domestic. Soccer is a self-inflicted wound. Americans have nobody to blame but themselves. Conservative suburban families, the backbone of America, have turned to soccer in droves. Baseball is too intimidating, football too brutal, and basketball takes too much time to develop the required skills. American parents in the past several decades are overworked and exhausted, but their children are overweight and neglected. Soccer is the perfect antidote to television and video games. It forces kids to run and run, and everyone can play their role, no matter how minor or irrelevant to the game. Soccer and television are the peanut butter and jelly of parenting.

I should know. I am an overworked teacher, with books to read and books to write, and before I put in a video for the kids to watch while I work in the evenings, they need to have spent some of their energy. Otherwise, they want to play with me! Last year all three of my kids were on three different soccer teams at the same time. My daughter is on a traveling team, and she is quite good. I had to sign a form that said, among other things, I would not do anything embarrassing to her or the team during the game. I told the coach I could not sign it. She was perplexed and worried. "Why not," she asked? "Are you one of those parents who yells at their kids? "Not at all," I replied, "I read books on the sidelines during the game, and this embarrasses my daughter to no end." That is my one way of protesting the rise of this pitiful sport. Nonetheless, I must say that my kids and I come home from a soccer game a very happy family.
 

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yup soccer's great lol
[video=youtube;SIM9w4mv0wo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIM9w4mv0wo[/video]
 

andar

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nobody cares about soccer you loser. find something else to have hurt feelings over. dont be upset because america is better than your country , which you failed to name.
 

InfidelUniversity

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[video=youtube;aw_g3c70eGo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw_g3c70eGo[/video]

Even Japanese baseball players make fun of Soccer.........
 

auldone

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or what people in the USA call soccer, even though in our sport the main body part actually used in the game is the foot.. unlike the american game.;-):peace:
Hmmmm... So much wrong here, I don't know where to begin... Association Football (which is what Soccer is really called. Soccer is a nickname, like fuckstick) is such a boring game to watch. Poor guys runnin up and down a field kicking a ball. Can't use your hands, unless your the goalie, and why is the goalie always dressed different than the rest of his teammates? Now the NFL is where the action is at. Bone crushing hits. Bad ass deep passes. RB's taking the ball up the gut for an 80 yard TD. The Hail Mary! CHEERLEADERS!!!! Come on, what does "soccer" offer except the occasional bike kick? Nothing. Riots in the stands causing bleachers to collapse on top of people. NICE... In the NFL, it seems as if "the foot" is used more than you seem to think. Gotta RUN the ball. The receiver has to RUN routes. The Quarterback has to take a 3,5, or 7 STEP drop. Oh yeah, FIELD GOALS!!!! Gotta have feet for that. Also Kickoffs and Punts... Seems as if football has quite the use for FEET..... NEXT!!!!!
 

Wordz

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I think we can all agree that a great game of cricket is better than the ripped off american version baseball.
 
Have to say dude, i mean no offence, just mere banter:) and im from England, and America's not a bad country yeah, but by making douchey comments like that, you bring your whole country down;)
nobody cares about soccer you loser. find something else to have hurt feelings over. dont be upset because america is better than your country , which you failed to name.
 

will.i.am86

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I live in the u.s. ive played both soccer and football. It's not even close, football has 1% of the skill compared to soccer. If you've never played you dont know its not easy it takes alot more work then football. Football season is august to january *if* you make the playoffs. European soccer season august to may then friendlys in the 3 month off season or world cup/euros. No less you actually have to be in shape to play, no lbs fat asses needing oxygen on the sidelines. Football = big in the us. Soccer = The world. Come talk to me when football can pull close to a billion viewers. And yes the us is shit, i cant wait to get the fuck out of here.
 

cockbag123

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american football is useless. pussies parading around with tonnes of padding running into eachother and calling it football. fuck off you pussy tards. watch rugby. thats how real men play. no pussy pads. oh and real football is 10x harder and more skillfull. or better yet look up some of my countries sports, hurling for example, thats a real mans game not pussy ice hockey.
 

rocpilefsj

Misguided Angel
Hey watch what you say about hockey... I am an avid soccer fan, and would have to say you need to be in just as good as shape to play hockey as soccer, I play both by the way. The one thing that drives me nuts about soccer these days is all the diving. I have played football (what we call football here) as well and while it is not for me, that does not necessarily mean it is better or worse than any other sport, depends on the person playing.
 

cockbag123

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hehe im jsut having fun :D i play soccer 5 nights a week and then a match on saturdays so i cant stand ppl saying it doesnt take skill or its boring etc :D all sports take skill simple as
 

kelly4

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hehe im jsut having fun :D i play soccer 5 nights a week and then a match on saturdays so i cant stand ppl saying it doesnt take skill or its boring etc :D all sports take skill simple as
It might take skill.....but it is still boring.
 

ink the world

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I'll quote my 7 year old son "soccer is for girls."

In the states soccer is the bastion of the athletically unskilled. You know, the kids that can't catch, throw or hit a ball; and those afraid of contact. Love rugby, now that's a mans sport.

Thank God my 2 boys detest soccer already
 
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