Did my dog help grow a marijuana plant for me?

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wizardofthewoods

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Okay, so I'm new to this site. I've had so many questions regarding growing and marijuana and such in the past few years and they mostly all of them directed me to this site, so I finally decided to make an account today. But that's not the only reason I did. I originally made it because of what I found in my backyard the other day. I found a fairly good sized obviously female marijuana plant. I was excited, but surprised because of how far away it was from my house (around 50 feet) and on the almost side of my house. I can't really get into the dynamics of what my house looks like, but basically there's no way I could have thrown a seed that far from my regular toking patio in the back of my house. Nobody admits to growing it. Could the wind have just carried the seed away and planted it itself? I've heard of mysterious plants popping out of nowhere and just growing casually if nature let its. I don't even know how that happens if someone didn't grow it. The place where the plant is though almost receives no sunlight everyday and the ground isn't even suitable for any kind of plant. There isn't soil. I looks like it just grew along with the grass. Here's where it gets wacky. My friends and I, in our stoner-conspiracy mindset figured the only way it could have grown was from my dog's shit, which contained a LOT of seeds after he stole our half ounce at a party not too long ago. And that particular spot is his like, designated shitting spot. And I know people mix in manure with their soil to help with fertilization. Could my dogs shit helped fertilize or help grow this plant in some odd fashion, or am I just out of my mind? hahaha. Even if the cannabis gods just decided to bless me with a random plant, and that's about as far as it goes, no speculation, it's still fascinating. And if he did, and it's possible, that would be the greatest story of all time.

"What kind of bud is this, man?"
"Pomeranian skunk, yo."




I'll be posting more. Going to be growing some Super Silver Haze and Northern Lights soon.
 
*BUDS

*BUDS

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Ok bro thats silly and you and your friend were very baked when you thought of it, somehow you(or someone else at party maybe) have thrown or dropped seeds there. Also i like the story the 'dog stole the bag of dope' ,i wonder who told you that? the thief who has it in his pocket?
 
grandpa 1949

grandpa 1949

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Well anything is possible! It sound more like somebody droped the seeds their.
My dog likes the smell but doesn't want to eat it. But I would keep your dog away from your shit just in case!
 
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wizardofthewoods

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Like I said, nobody goes around that part of the house really and even if I threw seeds over there I don't think they would grow. It's a horrible place to grow. And to *BUDS, both dogs were obviously high. We found an obvious bud or what resembled a bud in one of their poops, and kept seeing them for another day or two. And I don't let sketchy people over to my house, it was more of a group of friends smoking together than a party. And we found a ripped up bag in the backyard /: BUT IT WASNT MINE. It was a friends >:D
 
grandpa 1949

grandpa 1949

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That was going to be my next question. About the dog. But you answered it.
Sounds like the dogs are guilty to me! I would hate for my rotty to get stoned, I don't know what she would do, chill or attack? She is highly trained dog but that all would go out the window being stoned!
 
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wizardofthewoods

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Sometimes they act stoned when they are around us while we are smoking it, but I don't think of it much. But they love to smell the smoke and they always search for seeds and stems by my counter where I break up my weed. They are stoners :p
 
dbodabomb

dbodabomb

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That is what happend. They have hard shells that can be passed through the digestive system. And that is how a lot of fruit bearing plants that have seeds in the wild get moved from place to place.
 
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