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Winter Woman
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A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."
"Tell me," added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are you living in Dearborn , Michigan and still wearing all this shit?"
Dirty Harry
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^^ LIKE LIKE LIKE!! And damn good question kid!
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Hydrotech364
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Invalid PM.Kicks it back.
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The Frog and the Golfer
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing."
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" The man asks.
"'Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas"
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now What?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table,the man asks,"What do you think I should Bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man Figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, " Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit KissMe."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing."
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" The man asks.
"'Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas"
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now What?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table,the man asks,"What do you think I should Bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man Figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, " Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit KissMe."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
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lokie
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your attempt to embarrass someone does not appear to be working.
CATARACT
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Not trying to embarrass anybody. Just posting the shit that people get away with and yet nobody gives a fuck.
silasraven
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umm the links you posted never work dudeNot trying to embarrass anybody. Just posting the shit that people get away with and yet nobody gives a fuck.
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