I went on the worst date ever

Urca

Urca

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and it was terrible.

The list goes:
1. Picked me up in a car that had no ac, and the passenger seatbelt didnt work.
2. Looked nothing like he was supposed to
3. Awkward
4. He didnt talk to me really except for a few attempts that ended badly.
5. Made me pay for my ticket even though he was the one who asked me out.
6. Picked me up hella early so I had to sit with him in an empty theater for 40 mins before the movie started, which was broken up by him looking up awkward jokes that were derogatroy towards both men and women
7. when he took me home, he gave me a dirty ass pillow pet, saying it was the nicest he could find. which was a nice gesture, but its really fucking dirty.
8. Then as soon as I got in the house he asked me if i thought we had a chance together.

The only saving grace was he was kind, just misguided, intense, and ugly.
Like seriously, I didnt think he was attractive before, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt, but when you show up and you cant even close your mouth thats how crooked your teeth are, and you got what looks like an underbite that transfixes your face into a snarl, i cant do it.

Hopefully next time I go on a date with a guy it will go better. I was so happy he didnt make a move on me
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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Jesus Christ Urca. :lol: I know you're in a bad mood because of this bad date but it really strikes me sometimes, do you ever make a thread that's not about you?! :lol:

That aside I am truly sorry for you sis. Sometimes even the big bad Cryptkeeper wishes things could just go right for you. :p
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
OK so this young man arrived early, gave you a rather thoughtful present, picked you up early to try to get to know you ... and your message is "there is nothing you can do that will please me"? Am I wrong? Just ...wow. cn
 
Urca

Urca

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cannabineer said:
OK so this young man arrived early, gave you a rather thoughtful present, picked you up early to try to get to know you ... and your message is "there is nothing you can do that will please me"? Am I wrong? Just ...wow. cn
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no. he didnt even really talk to me, i said three so he said ill pick you up at two, gave me a gift which i appreciated, but it was filthy upon closer inspection, looked nothing like he said, didnt tell me i was gonna pay for my own ticket, two windows opened up at the same time, and he went off to one, bought his own ticket, and i was just like... oh, ok, fine. So did all that, still tried to be nice to him, but how can you be nice to someone who wont talk to you, and when they do its awkward as fuck
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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6. Picked me up hella early so I had to sit with him in an empty theater for 40 mins before the movie started, which was broken up by him looking up awkward jokes that were derogatroy towards both men and women
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You do know that you have to try talking as well yeah. If he was having to break up the 40 minutes in the theater with poor jokes from his phone, doesn't sound like you were the most sociable of dates.

But i'm sure it was ALL his fault, and nothing to do with you.

Oh, and from every indication it sounds like it was set up via meeting on the internet or something, if this is the case, you genuinely expected him to look as he described or might have appeared in his photo? that is an incredibly naive thing to do.
 
HereticHero

HereticHero

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On to the next one! Thank god the only time I have to talk to girls is at a party and all I have to say is "hey you're hot" and the next thing you know we're in a room upstairs locking the door.

:hump:
 
Urca

Urca

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no, i met through his cousin who asked me to give him a chance. im not saying he isnt a good guy, but there was no chemistry, im sure both he and i had a terrible time.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Shan Shanyou need to get over there and show her how it's done. I know you've got the charm, the cute smile and a good bedroom track record. Urca still needs her cherry popped, the emotional needs aside.

It was crappy but it was A DATE lol. You still have one up on me, unless you count your crush's Aunt and Uncle wishing he'd date you so much they take you out instead and drop hints to him all night lol.

But experience is experience, Just keep going... Where do you tend to meet people besides through family and school? I'm sure someone will fall for you eventually, especially when you do your 50's style eyeliner, you're cute, funny and book smart... Is there no justice in this world?????!!!
 
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silasraven

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Urca said:
and it was terrible.

The list goes:
1. Picked me up in a car that had no ac, and the passenger seatbelt didnt work.
2. Looked nothing like he was supposed to
3. Awkward
4. He didnt talk to me really except for a few attempts that ended badly.
5. Made me pay for my ticket even though he was the one who asked me out.
6. Picked me up hella early so I had to sit with him in an empty theater for 40 mins before the movie started, which was broken up by him looking up awkward jokes that were derogatroy towards both men and women
7. when he took me home, he gave me a dirty ass pillow pet, saying it was the nicest he could find. which was a nice gesture, but its really fucking dirty.
8. Then as soon as I got in the house he asked me if i thought we had a chance together.

The only saving grace was he was kind, just misguided, intense, and ugly.
Like seriously, I didnt think he was attractive before, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt, but when you show up and you cant even close your mouth thats how crooked your teeth are, and you got what looks like an underbite that transfixes your face into a snarl, i cant do it.

Hopefully next time I go on a date with a guy it will go better. I was so happy he didnt make a move on me
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WTF dude your not looker yourself, your personality isnt the greatest either. you bash this dude when you try to be high and mighty, do some soul searching before you start doing anything else. want better dates change yourself.
 
Gastanker

Gastanker

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I always make the girl pay for my ticket and my gas. I'm progressive you know. But I was lucky and not born orally deformed. Poor guy.
 
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