Please... Don't Shoot

Finshaggy

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
"Please" should never be used in a serious situation, if you have a number of "Plea"s, state them. Don't just try to use a word that sums them up..."Please"... Like if you're about to die, tell them some reasons not to kill you. Don't say "Please, don't shoot.".
That's like saying " 'Math'... there I solved it."
 
Tenner

Tenner

Well-Known Member
But if stuff has got to that level maybe it doesn`t matter what yo say they are gonna shoot you anyway lol I bet you got this out from watching action movies finshaggy :D
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
Tenner said:
But if stuff has got to that level maybe it doesn`t matter what yo say they are gonna shoot you anyway lol I bet you got this out from watching action movies finshaggy :D
Click to expand...
If someone was about to kill someone, and they told them "I'm the son of god, born of a virgin. Come to save you all." they might hold back on the trigger.

Or (For women) "I'll suck your dick if you don't shoot."

Or even tell them you know the winning lottery numbers, or you how to cook awesome Italian food.

To say "Please" Is just a waste of those last few moments where you could ACTUALLY plea.
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

Well-Known Member
Finshaggy said:
"Please" should never be used in a serious situation, if you have a number of "Plea"s, state them. Don't just try to use a word that sums them up..."Please"... Like if you're about to die, tell them some reasons not to kill you. Don't say "Please, don't shoot.".
That's like saying " 'Math'... there I solved it."
Click to expand...
have you had a few vinos?
 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

Well-Known Member
That's like saying " 'Math'... there I solved it."[/QUOTE]
He solved the most difficult math problem of the 20th century -the Poincaré Conjecture.
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
Basically I'm just saying if you're about to die, it is implied that you are pleaing. You don't need to state it. I'm just trying to help some people that might think please is REALLY some kind of magic word.

Please is not for serious situations.
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
dirtyho1968 said:
That's like saying " 'Math'... there I solved it."
Click to expand...
He solved the most difficult math problem of the 20th century -the Poincaré Conjecture.
[/QUOTE]

But he USED math to solve it, he didn't just state the overall idea "Math" and magically it was solved.
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
Here's another scenario instead of murder.

World War III
The Fourth Reich is back, with nukes. And you are in the room the moment before the button is pressed.

Your only option here is to plea with the man that can destroy the planet, or at least much of it. What do you say? "Please don't?" HELL NO!!


Say "You're going to kill EVERYONE!! Even YOU!!"
Or "Think of the children"
Or "Why do you want it like this?"
Or "Are you sure you watched everything on your DVR?"


Anything but "Please".
 
Steve French

Steve French

Well-Known Member
Too bad acting like Billy Badass and negotiating with a gun in your face is a lot more difficult than just talking about it.
 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

Well-Known Member
Finshaggy said:
Here's another scenario instead of murder.

World War III
The Fourth Reich is back, with nukes. And you are in the room the moment before the button is pressed.

Your only option here is to plea with the man that can destroy the planet, or at least much of it. What do you say? "Please don't?" HELL NO!!


Say "You're going to kill EVERYONE!! Even YOU!!"
Or "Think of the children"
Or "Why do you want it like this?"
Or "Are you sure you watched everything on your DVR?"


Anything but "Please".
Click to expand...
I couldn't resist.
 
Tenner

Tenner

Well-Known Member
Steve French said:
Too bad acting like Billy Badass and negotiating with a gun in your face is a lot more difficult than just talking about it.
Click to expand...
LOL dirtyho :D

Maybe he is Billy Baddass himself?? Lets say you can detect bad acting, but over the keyboard? Now sir your making a bigger claim than he is, this is like oracle shit :D
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
Steve French said:
Too bad acting like Billy Badass and negotiating with a gun in your face is a lot more difficult than just talking about it.
Click to expand...
I've had plenty of guns in my face. And it's usually a matter of the flowers I have being handed over to the person. I've never been in a pleaing situation out of court. And "Please" doesn't work there either :dunce:

But if I am ever in one, I'm not saying "Please" I'm gonna tell that dude that I can make him rich and how or that if he kills me he just fucked humanity in the ass. And anyone can think of some please, if you don't have any pleas, why the fuck WOULD you say please?
 
Steve French

Steve French

Well-Known Member
Finshaggy said:
I've had plenty of guns in my face. And it's usually a matter of the flowers I have being handed over to the person. I've never been in a pleaing situation out of court. And "Please" doesn't work there either :dunce:

But if I am ever in one, I'm not saying "Please" I'm gonna tell that dude that I can make him rich and how or that if he kills me he just fucked humanity in the ass. And anyone can think of some please, if you don't have any pleas, why the fuck WOULD you say please?
Click to expand...
Maybe you have. But 9/10 people are going to be too terrified to do anything but plead with a gun in their face. It's probably pretty difficult to remain calm and be strategic in such a situation.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top