Please... Don't Shoot

[racerboy71]

Maybe you have. But 9/10 people are going to be too terrified to do anything but plead with a gun in their face. It's probably pretty difficult to remain calm and be strategic in such a situation.

i agree. i've had a few guns pulled on me in my time, and you know what i did?? whatever the fuck the person pointing the gun at me told me to do, simple as that..

 

[NoDrama]

That's like saying " 'Math'... there I solved it."

He solved the most difficult math problem of the 20th century -the Poincaré Conjecture.

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Any loop on a 3-sphere —as exemplified by the set of points at a distance of 1 from the origin in four-dimensional Euclidean space—can be contracted to a point.

Math, I did it.

 

[Finshaggy]

Maybe you have. But 9/10 people are going to be too terrified to do anything but plead with a gun in their face. It's probably pretty difficult to remain calm and be strategic in such a situation.

I'm not saying "Don't plea"
You are missing my point completely.

I am saying to STATE YOUR PLEA, do not simply state that you HAVE a plea. By simply saying "Please".

 

[Finshaggy]

i agree. i've had a few guns pulled on me in my time, and you know what i did?? whatever the fuck the person pointing the gun at me told me to do, simple as that..

That's what I did too.

But if they said, "Any last words?"... "Sorry I have to do this?" .... "You saw our faces."... "I'm blowing up the planet now."... "I'm going to blow up your car."...ANYTHING

Don't just say "Please". State your plea.

 

[Finshaggy]

He solved the most difficult math problem of the 20th century -the Poincaré Conjecture.

Any loop on a 3-sphere —as exemplified by the set of points at a distance of 1 from the origin in four-dimensional Euclidean space—can be contracted to a point.

Math, I did it.

You proved my point.

 

[Finshaggy]

This thread has one point and one point only. Please is not a real plea, PLEASE don't use it when shit gets real.

If you are arguing anything else, you are doing so in vain, or for your own amusement.

 

[Steve French]

Okay, please is not a real plea. And real pleas are really hard to think up when you are sure you are going to die in the next five seconds. I'm sure everybody will take your advice though and have a cache of things to say in such a situation if it ever does arise. Hopefully they can remember them while they are pissing their pants.

 

[Finshaggy]

Okay, please is not a real plea. And real pleas are really hard to think up when you are sure you are going to die in the next five seconds. I'm sure everybody will take your advice though and have a cache of things to say in such a situation if it ever does arise. Hopefully they can remember them while they are pissing their pants.

That's all I ask

Seriously. Everyone try to stay alivee

And if someone in the room with you is about to destroy the planet, ask if they left the garage door open first. SOMETHING.

 

[unohu69]

Hey, hey Fin, been a little while since i saw a post from you, not sure if i just aint been payin attention or what, but you always do get the crowd thinkn....

so its good to see your still hangn around..

 

[RainbowBrite86]

"Please" should never be used in a serious situation, if you have a number of "Plea"s, state them. Don't just try to use a word that sums them up..."Please"... Like if you're about to die, tell them some reasons not to kill you. Don't say "Please, don't shoot.".
That's like saying " 'Math'... there I solved it."

You're alive!

 

[Metasynth]

I'm with you, Fin...


the REAL trick is to look shocked, point behind them, and scream "ZOMBIES!!!"...

 

[Orithil]

The whole don't say please thing works right up until you're facing a polite and well-mannered killer who believes in saying "Please" when you ask for something and "Thank You" when you receive it.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I've got rational thought still within my grasp Finshags so "Please" stop writing...


Just Fucking with ya...

Good to see you back...

 

[Finshaggy]

Hey, hey Fin, been a little while since i saw a post from you, not sure if i just aint been payin attention or what, but you always do get the crowd thinkn....

so its good to see your still hangn around..

I just haven't been around. Been busy starting a new business for a while, gettin it off the ground. I'm still gonna remain part of the online marijuana communities though, whenever I can.

 

[Finshaggy]

You're alive!

Yup, gonna be for a while.

 

[Finshaggy]

I'm with you, Fin...


the REAL trick is to look shocked, point behind them, and scream "ZOMBIES!!!"...

Lol, that would be awesome. And if you can make the blood drain from your face (which may be easier in this situation that usual) you got it for sure

 

[Finshaggy]

The whole don't say please thing works right up until you're facing a polite and well-mannered killer who believes in saying "Please" when you ask for something and "Thank You" when you receive it.

Lol, when the katilian Killer strikes I'm sorry about my advice. But I doubt many other killers believe in that kind of "magic word".

 

[Orithil]

Lol, when the katilian Killer strikes I'm sorry about my advice. But I doubt many other killers believe in that kind of "magic word".

Maybe if I ever decide to be a serial killer, that'll be my thing : Kill people with horrible manners.

 

[Finshaggy]

Maybe if I ever decide to be a serial killer, that'll be my thing : Kill people with horrible manners.

EX:
"What do you say?"-"I have kids and a wife, if you shoot me-" BANG
"What do you say?"-"I don't know, I don't kn-" BANG
"What do you say?"-"Please?"

 

[Perfextionist420]

I almost made a thread the other day celebrating your not being here to make threads Like this