drug test expieriances

[Skee08]

Just wanted to get other peoples expieriances, I smoked everyday for about 2 years now ive quit for 5 days because im hopeing to be getting a new job soon. Well im going to a movie tonight and i wanna smoke obviosly. I know everyone is different and it depends on fat cells and metabolism and all that good crap, but does anyone have any expieriances that may help make this decision a bit easier for me? I dont have a definite interview yet even so the longest i would have to cleans out is about two weeks.

 

[nowstopwhining]

Just wanted to get other peoples expieriances, I smoked everyday for about 2 years now ive quit for 5 days because im hopeing to be getting a new job soon. Well im going to a movie tonight and i wanna smoke obviosly. I know everyone is different and it depends on fat cells and metabolism and all that good crap, but does anyone have any expieriances that may help make this decision a bit easier for me? I dont have a definite interview yet even so the longest i would have to cleans out is about two weeks.

If you smoked everyday you need about 30 days.

 

[Skee08]

well 30 days aint gonna happen how about any good ideas for a cleansing ?

 

[nowstopwhining]

well 30 days aint gonna happen how about any good ideas for a cleansing ?

water, juices, fiber, and excersize.

 

[Skee08]

drinking juice, excersize, and pooping im good at all of those things.

 

[yelodrvr]

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[stunned]

I have a bit of experience here I've taken about 8 drug tests n my life and passed all of them. If you quit for a week or two than the fruity drink things will work to mask your urine for a few hours. You need to follow the instructions to a "t" and make sure you are peeing between 2-4 hours after you drink the drink.

Any product that requires you to drop it into your urine is possibly detectable and should not be used unless it's like a tab test where they dip it right in front of you but noone uses those anymore.

Synthetic urine is always the best bet assuming you aren't going to be closely watched which you want for a job because that would be super invasive. Tape a hand warmer packet like the ones used for skiing to the tiny plastic bottle the urine comes in and secure it in your underwear somewhere. It is guaranteed clean and most the synthetics are very very good. They have average creatin levels and several vitamins and shit to not look too clean.

 

[420inmyapt]

I don't think you want my advise, I'm 0 for 4 on my drug tests lol..... its funny though cause i smoke right before i went to a couple, and they read me the results and are like we'll you clean for everything but THC, then i show them my medical card and let them know why i need to smoke.

3 out of the 4 passed me even though i showed positive for THC after i presented my MM card, 1 still failed me though... i didn't want to work as a laborer for a construction company anyways though

 

[Skee08]

i got a funny story from a while back. I was up for a job and i went in to take my drug test i had drank about 2 gallons of tea the prior evening. The test was at 9:30 am so i wake up and drink about another half gallon of tea. I pee about 6 times before going to take my test. I walk into the office and tell the lady that i really need to pee and asked if i could please have the cup and fill out the paperwork after im done peeing. She looks at me and says " you can use the bathroom around the corner, this is a hair test" so i walk outside and call the guy that hired me and said lets just cut our losses cause i aint passing this. He told me to take it anyways , so i was fired two weeks later when the results came in.

 

[KingWyrm420]

i just drink as much water as i can and pee as much as i can...im on probation still and i have to do a test every 2-3 wks and if they sneak one on me i put boiling water into a small tube and that keeps it warm until i get there and they put me in the bathroom and give me the cup and i dump it right in, passed everyone of them since october

 

[420inmyapt]

LoL wow and your PO hasn't asked you how much water you drink, I think your tested would come back inconclusive cause of how diluted it was... (or that it wasn't piss) but wow, you beat the system man lol GW!

 

[KingWyrm420]

i just think they only check the drugs and nothing else, they might not know how lol. its a wierd looking cup and its got a tube at the bottom and has a small hole in it and wen the check the results they twist the tube from the outside of the cup and there is a thingy on the back of the cup that tells u the results and it has the ph and sumin else but they only look at the opioates thc coke and amphetamines and if they all come up negative they toss the cup lol besides my po loves me i once had to go and meet my po and i was like o shit cuz i just got done smoking a blunt of some white widow lol

 

[KingWyrm420]

i got a funny story from a while back. I was up for a job and i went in to take my drug test i had drank about 2 gallons of tea the prior evening. The test was at 9:30 am so i wake up and drink about another half gallon of tea. I pee about 6 times before going to take my test. I walk into the office and tell the lady that i really need to pee and asked if i could please have the cup and fill out the paperwork after im done peeing. She looks at me and says " you can use the bathroom around the corner, this is a hair test" so i walk outside and call the guy that hired me and said lets just cut our losses cause i aint passing this. He told me to take it anyways , so i was fired two weeks later when the results came in.

lol that sucks...wat company did u work for? hair test are expensive

 

[Skee08]

I was selling cars at the time they said it was something for the insurance package they were offering

 

[bigd921]

I can attest to the synthetic urine working, they sell it online and in my local smoke shops even has a little temperature gauge on the side of the bottle.....

 

[420inmyapt]

yea i have to take a hair test once, they said that i had the most THC in my hair they have ever seen (the store not the lab) and got mad at me cause I didn't tell them the true and they waste money on the test when I knew i was gonna fail (i just got a haircut, i though i was good lol i was wrong)

 

[Erysichthon]

Niacin will flush your system pretty well. you can buy at any drug store.
take at least one a day. you will probably get red and start sweating a bit, this is normal. if it doesnt happen, take another one. i think it may discolor your urine a bit too. but blue coolaid will do that as well. ive never used them but my brother has. you cant smoke a ton of dope though, smoke as little as you must. and id quit for at least a week before i took the test. drinkin water will help as always.

hope i helped,

Ery

 

[Charfizcool]

i just drink as much water as i can and pee as much as i can...im on probation still and i have to do a test every 2-3 wks and if they sneak one on me i put boiling water into a small tube and that keeps it warm until i get there and they put me in the bathroom and give me the cup and i dump it right in, passed everyone of them since october

you can use boiling water to pass a drug test as long as it's warm?

 

[Dopalicious]

Just wanted to get other peoples expieriances, I smoked everyday for about 2 years now ive quit for 5 days because im hopeing to be getting a new job soon. Well im going to a movie tonight and i wanna smoke obviosly. I know everyone is different and it depends on fat cells and metabolism and all that good crap, but does anyone have any expieriances that may help make this decision a bit easier for me? I dont have a definite interview yet even so the longest i would have to cleans out is about two weeks.

Best advice I ever took -- just substitute. Use clean piss (from a trusted person or synthetic). Pre-employment is almost 99% unsupervised. If it's fresh (just pissed), put in small bottle (2oz.) stored in crotch area to maintain temp. It can be stored frozen, but must be reheated to body temp (90-100 is acceptable). Use a forehead strip-thermometer if you're not sure. It's C-A-K-E. TRUST ME. I quit for a month once for a test. Fuck all that - NOT NECESSARY. I've done it a few times now, I don't even sweat it anymore. LIVE FREE OR DIE....

edit: flushing/diluting is gambling -- could be interpreted as an attempt to mask -- I believe all "cleansers" are ultimately just dilution. If you're going to dilute, just use water & rolaids/gatorade technique

 

[Picasso345]

i just drink as much water as i can and pee as much as i can...im on probation still and i have to do a test every 2-3 wks and if they sneak one on me i put boiling water into a small tube and that keeps it warm until i get there and they put me in the bathroom and give me the cup and i dump it right in, passed everyone of them since october

Listen, drug tests are bullshit and I'm glad you passed and all, but Jesus our government is incompetent. Boiling water passes as urine with them? Good lord.