michael phelps apologizes to the nation...

[Corso312]

after eating a subway sandwich for the first time...
Thought this was funny but very true......







[h=2]Michael Phelps Apologizes To Nation After Tasting Subway For First Time[/h]

MAY 25, 2012 | ISSUE 48•22

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NEW YORK—In a press release issued Friday, Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps publicly apologized to his fans and Americans everywhere after actually tasting one of the Subway sandwiches he endorses. "I am embarrassed, ashamed, and quite frankly disgusted in myself for encouraging other people to eat that bready, semi-meat-flavored amalgamation Subway attempts to pass off as a meal," the statement read in part, explaining that most commercial shoots only required Phelps to hold sandwiches near his face, and even so, he was under the impression that those were only props. "Actually watching the sandwich being made may have been even worse than eating it. Seeing that sad man peel translucently thin meat-sheets off damp paper and place them on limp marshmallowy bread, then dump on handfuls of gray-green vegetable matter and douse the whole thing in some goop out of a tube, took days off the end of my life. Again, I cannot begin to express how deeply sorry I am." The statement concluded by stating that Phelps will no longer continue on as a spokesman for Subway, adding that he would "rather endorse eugenics than that garbage."

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[1Shot1Kill]

I had subway for the first time in a year last week and it made me want to puke. I got a sweet onion chicken teriyaki on 9 grain honey oat with onion, old lettuce, and green peppers. It was disgusting. Not as bad as McDicks but still should not be sold for human consumption

 

[racerboy71]

i live on the east coast in a philly suburb, people around here don't go to places like subway or quiznos or any other chain store of the like..

it's the one really big benny living around this area, food is fucking kick ass...

 

[billybob420]

I like subway, they have veggie patties.

But I still think that's some funny shit.

 

[racerboy71]

i wonder if he's going to give all of the money he's received in endorsements over the years back to them as well.. my guess would be that's a negative..

 

[billybob420]

Dude... this is from the onion. As in... not true.

 

[Josh3235]

i wonder if he's going to give all of the money he's received in endorsements over the years back to them as well.. my guess would be that's a negative..

Nope, it's his money now. lol.

 

[racerboy71]

Dude... this is from the onion. As in... not true.

oh well, wtf, i do love the onion though.. should have caught on quicker as it has the onion written all over it now i know it, lol..

 

[billybob420]

oh well, wtf, i do love the onion though.. should have caught on quicker as it has the onion written all over it now i know it, lol..

I didn't realize it was from the onion till I was looking for a link to send to a colleague. But yeah, should of known.

 

[Corso312]

i was baked and laughed..thought it was true for a few minutes was almost phelps' biggest fan for a minute...thought "finally someone with balls who tells the truth"

 

[Corso312]

lol @ that quote under phelps picture .... vick calls fumble in dallas game" worst thing i ever done"

 

[Weedasaurus]

wait, is this really true or a well orchestrated joke.

 

[bundee1]

i live on the east coast in a philly suburb, people around here don't go to places like subway or quiznos or any other chain store of the like..

it's the one really big benny living around this area, food is fucking kick ass...

Salvitos cheesesteaks FTW!

 

[Carne Seca]

wait, is this really true or a well orchestrated joke.

It's true that their sandwiches are disgusting. I've seen pig slog that was more edible.

 

[billybob420]

It's funny how the idea of making it in front of you is supposed to be appealing, but they don't make shit look nice. Everything looks all, high school cafeteria and like it's been there for days at room temp.

 

[Tenner]

Meatball marinara tasted alright...

 

[silasraven]

subway itnt as bad as you think. it tastes quite good.

 

[Total Head]

whether he really said it or not, it's pretty much true. the only thing i eat from there is ham and swiss, which is almost impossible to fuck up. the bread is ok if you get it when it's fresh.

one thing i have noticed, though. no matter what location i go to around here, i always say, "and a LITTLE mustard". without fail, each and every time, they squeeze that bottle like it's a fucking stress ball and quirt this massive blob of mustard onto my sandwich. i can wring the shit out of the sandwich there's so much. i can only conclude they are trained to do this, because that many different employees just can't be that stupid. i won't believe it.

 

[Josh3235]

whether he really said it or not, it's pretty much true. the only thing i eat from there is ham and swiss, which is almost impossible to fuck up. the bread is ok if you get it when it's fresh.

one thing i have noticed, though. no matter what location i go to around here, i always say, "and a LITTLE mustard". without fail, each and every time, they squeeze that bottle like it's a fucking stress ball and quirt this massive blob of mustard onto my sandwich. i can wring the shit out of the sandwich there's so much. i can only conclude they are trained to do this, because that many different employees just can't be that stupid. i won't believe it.

I noticed that too. lol. But I love mustard.

 

[billybob420]

This thread is making me hungry. Making a pizza.... wish I could incorporate mustard.