michael phelps apologizes to the nation...

subway subs are better when toasted...lmao...fuck subway tho...we got a hole in the wall around my parts that have bangin subs...nomnom nom nom
 
It's funny how the idea of making it in front of you is supposed to be appealing, but they don't make shit look nice. Everything looks all, high school cafeteria and like it's been there for days at room temp.

i went to a mad rich highschool and we had 4 lunch rooms...one room was just for subs and every student went to that line...them subs were the best fucking cold cut subs on the planet...so dont be knocking high schools subs...ILL rep my highschool subs all day....LMAO...im jp btw....they were good tho
 
This thread is making me hungry. Making a pizza.... wish I could incorporate mustard.

There's this local pizza joint that sends me ads. They make a cheese burger pizza. You can add pickles and mustard upon request. I'm real tempted to make a vegan version using Daiya cheese and a pouch of vegan dehydrated ground beef. Might even add some Vegenaise too. That's making me hungry!
 
you can't go wrong with the italian bmt on jalapeno cheddar. subway fucking rules, this parody blows.
 
whether he really said it or not, it's pretty much true. the only thing i eat from there is ham and swiss, which is almost impossible to fuck up. the bread is ok if you get it when it's fresh.

one thing i have noticed, though. no matter what location i go to around here, i always say, "and a LITTLE mustard". without fail, each and every time, they squeeze that bottle like it's a fucking stress ball and quirt this massive blob of mustard onto my sandwich. i can wring the shit out of the sandwich there's so much. i can only conclude they are trained to do this, because that many different employees just can't be that stupid. i won't believe it.

In my younger days I had worked for them and I'm sorry to say that from my experience with my co workers at the time that most of them are that stupid...
 
theyre good for losing weight. I lost 20lbs in 2 months eating subway 1x a day and grilled chicken and pasta every night. treadmill 3x a week.

ate it so much cant do it again.
 
I lost 7 pounds in 5 days by only cutting out coffee from my diet... what's your point..?

Pretty sure there are no carbs in coffee, and only a couple calories. How you could lose that much weight boggles my mind. You take loads of cream and sugar in it? Or would it make you eat other shit? I'm confused yo. Coffee seems to keep me from getting much of an appetite.
 
IHe's right i hate it to, i got stomach pains then gastric . It was gutrot on a roll with lettuce.
 
i live on the east coast in a philly suburb, people around here don't go to places like subway or quiznos or any other chain store of the like..

it's the one really big benny living around this area, food is fucking kick ass...

That's for sure. Every little pizza parlor around Philly serves cheesesteaks that makes Subways doughy-roll sandwiches taste like shit in comparison.
 
It's funny how the idea of making it in front of you is supposed to be appealing, but they don't make shit look nice. Everything looks all, high school cafeteria and like it's been there for days at room temp.

You can't polish a turd.
 
Chicken Bacon Ranch, Double Meat and Double Chedder Cheese, and avocado... but before it's toasted you put the jalapenos under the cheese so it gets all melty and awesome. Top it off with chipolte southwest sauce...

maybe I just have low standards but this is a good ass sandwich, but it will set you back $12.50
 
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so i just found out today that subway's "ham" is actually made from turkey and contains absolutely no pork. the USDA allows meat to be called ham if it comes from the thigh of the turkey. good lookin' out, USDA :finger:

this upsets me for a number of reasons, the main one being that they have the audacity to charge more for ham than turkey sandwiches. also, if you look on their website, you have a bitch of a time locating this information. they conveniently leave it out of the FAQ and other sections, and i basically found the info by accident. it's not printed anywhere obvious in any of their restaurants around here. they can go to hell. sheisty motherfuckers.
 
so i just found out today that subway's "ham" is actually made from turkey and contains absolutely no pork. the USDA allows meat to be called ham if it comes from the thigh of the turkey. good lookin' out, USDA :finger:

this upsets me for a number of reasons, the main one being that they have the audacity to charge more for ham than turkey sandwiches. also, if you look on their website, you have a bitch of a time locating this information. they conveniently leave it out of the FAQ and other sections, and i basically found the info by accident. it's not printed anywhere obvious in any of their restaurants around here. they can go to hell. sheisty motherfuckers.

Woah... lol
 
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