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kermit2692

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ooook so this has been covered a million times but here goes....have a drug test in the next 72 hours....havent smoked in 15 days havent eaten alot as well those 15 days only weigh about 120lbs.....what are my chances guys
 
billybob420

billybob420

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You sound like you'll do fine (if it's a piss test). I'd drink a fuck load of water before the test and take a vitamin b supplement to yellow up your piss.

You can pass hair tests by getting really strong anti-dandruff shampoo and leaving it in your hair for 20+minutes (longer the better). Repeat if you can. Takes all the oil off your hair, then you have about a 2 hour window to take your test before the oils collect again (obviously want to do it as close to your test as possible). Worked for me, 2 outta 2.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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a, go get a home test from a drug store and test yourself asap.. if you fail that home test, go get some quickfix synthetic piss and use it according to the directions and you'll pass everytime..
i love ua's now, in fact i just asked my boss if he'd like a cup of my fake piss for lunch, lol... i kid, i kid, but quck fix is the shit.. :)
 
billybob420

billybob420

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racerboy71 said:
a, go get a home test from a drug store and test yourself asap.. if you fail that home test, go get some quickfix synthetic piss and use it according to the directions and you'll pass everytime..
i love ua's now, in fact i just asked my boss if he'd like a cup of my fake piss for lunch, lol... i kid, i kid, but quck fix is the shit.. :)
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Yeah, that shit works great if it's not a monitored drug test.

I remember once for probation going for a drug test and I'm sitting there holding my dick and the guy goes "what's ******* mean"? I have ******* on my knuckles. Could not pee.

EDIT: Took off what my tattoo said cause I'm a 'noid.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
billybob420 said:
Yeah, that shit works great if it's not a monitored drug test.

I remember once for probation going for a drug test and I'm sitting there holding my dick and the guy goes "what's ******* mean"? I have ******* on my knuckles. Could not pee.

EDIT: Took off what my tattoo said cause I'm a 'noid.
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kind of confused me with why not being able to piss has to do with quickfix billy as that's the nice part about quickfix, you don't piss.. :)
and for monitored, i just use a whizzinator.. takes a lil practice making it look good, but i have used one over 10x's or so, but not for probi or anything court related...
and ua's for job's are always unmonitored, making them simple to beat.. :) :)
 
billybob420

billybob420

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racerboy71 said:
kind of confused me with why not being able to piss has to do with quickfix billy as that's the nice part about quickfix, you don't piss.. :)
and for monitored, i just use a whizzinator.. takes a lil practice making it look good, but i have used one over 10x's or so, but not for probi or anything court related...
and ua's for job's are always unmonitored, making them simple to beat.. :) :)
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Yeah i forgot about the whizzinator (never used one). OP never said specifically if it was for employment or not.
 
Growman3001

Growman3001

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oiler831 said:
my brother was in rehab for a month and a half and he hadnt smoked and they gave him a test and he still came up possitive because he smoked sooo much it stayed in his system. i woul dgo get a detox if i were u
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Yep, for habitual smokers it can stay in your system up to 3 months for a piss test...
 
melungeonman

melungeonman

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I can't pass a piss test in 3 mnths of flushing my system,guess it depends how saturated your system is and how fast you kidneys can process, you a drinker? beer is actually a good diaretic. Try a sport bottle of "shure clean" make shure to follow the instructions on the bottle. start it in time for your test used it for years for dot testing when i drove truck. pick it up at the local healthfood store where they shelf the clenses the stuff works, it never let me down.
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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I got advised that everyone at work would be dropped a UA the next day and I used that drinking jello technique...so. fucking. gross.

But I passed!

But, while I do smoke every night, I smoke very very little evey night. My tolerance was up to almost a whole bud, but I stopped smoking for a week and now i'm back down to about a quarter of a bud before i'm too ripped to continue. Sad.
 
dozer777

dozer777

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Drink a gallon of cranberry juice 12 hours before test. And keep your fingers crossed. Good Luck!
 
ganjames

ganjames

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I got advised that everyone at work would be dropped a UA the next day and I used that drinking jello technique...so. fucking. gross.

But I passed!

But, while I do smoke every night, I smoke very very little evey night. My tolerance was up to almost a whole bud, but I stopped smoking for a week and now i'm back down to about a quarter of a bud before i'm too ripped to continue. Sad.
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how the fuck do you drink jello? like before it's put in the fridge? mhmmm warm jello juice.
 
ganjames

ganjames

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eat a whole bunch of beets non-stop until your drug test. just keep eating can after can of beets.
when you go to your drug test you'll be pissing red and the natural color of the beets with make the urine test inconclusive, which will give you an extra day or two.

keep eating the beets though and when you go back the second time the same thing will happen.

and they'll be like "we know what you're up to"
and that's when you gotta break down right then and there and be like "i'm a beet addict! i'm addicted to beets!"
 
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