we've all been here before!!!!!! give me your best advice

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eye exaggerate

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kermit2692 said:
my logic for eating significantly less while also running a couple times (im lazy so not much) and tanning to sweat, is that hopefully ill burn away the stored fat i have, allll 7 pounds of it lol (my body fat content)
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...alright, seriously. If you want to stand an even remote chance at changing your bodyfat's contents, as it were, hack down some spoons of omega 3, 6, and 9 (fish oils, mostly). To my knowledge, it is the only thing that can 'replace fat' without staying long in the body. It is known to 'trick' the body into moving stored fat cells for use as energy and as an added bonus - no stored fat to replace it with.
 
ganjames

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I know with a pregnancy test both lines have to show up to be pregnant, but the second line (when they weren't pregnant) showed a very faint line. which has given me quite a few scares. so i'm guessing until that second line shows up clearly you should keep chugging that water.
 
hornedfrog2000

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It also depends how extensive the test is too. I've had job tests that were sent to labs, and I've had tests that the job site took it in a little jar(dipped and read the strip). I think the ones where they do the test at the site by themselves are a little less accurate?
 
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kermit2692

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hornedfrog2000 said:
It also depends how extensive the test is too. I've had job tests that were sent to labs, and I've had tests that the job site took it in a little jar(dipped and read the strip). I think the ones where they do the test at the site by themselves are a little less accurate?
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the tests in house go to 50ng and they wont get sent out to the mass spectrometer (lab) unless they have reason to believe it has been tampered with or they get an inconclusive result...it costs too much to send all tests ..some jobs may send all tests if its a dot job or something for all i know..but this job i guarantee only does it if they have to, and to ganjames sooo they werent pregnant with the faint line?! meaning im not pregnant lol, no meaning im negative?! im just worried they will call it inconclusive because its so faint but then again they should be well versed at reading those...i also have a couple days and will drink plenty and eat plenty now so fingers crossed:roll: and when i know i passed it im gonna SMOKE A FATTIE!!!!! a workplace drug test is just a way to see whose compitent enough to quit for 30 days :D ..waste of my tax payer money imo
 
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because im sure somehow they get a credit for drug testing, or the labs are govt owned....im paying for this somehow i just no it lol
 
ganjames

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kermit2692 said:
the tests in house go to 50ng and they wont get sent out to the mass spectrometer (lab) unless they have reason to believe it has been tampered with or they get an inconclusive result...it costs too much to send all tests ..some jobs may send all tests if its a dot job or something for all i know..but this job i guarantee only does it if they have to, and to ganjames sooo they werent pregnant with the faint line?! meaning im not pregnant lol, no meaning im negative?! im just worried they will call it inconclusive because its so faint but then again they should be well versed at reading those...i also have a couple days and will drink plenty and eat plenty now so fingers crossed:roll: and when i know i passed it im gonna SMOKE A FATTIE!!!!! a workplace drug test is just a way to see whose compitent enough to quit for 30 days :D ..waste of my tax payer money imo
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on a prego test both lines have to show up clearly to be pregnant, but for the drug test it looks like the two lines need to show up clearly for you to test negative. so what i'm saying is the line for the thc isn't showing up, and that even though there's a faint line it still means you're testing positive for thc.
 
Dr Kynes

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if you got 72 hours before the big test, you gotta do this all 3 days:

drink shittons of orange juice, cranberry juice, green tea, coffee, whatever you like, and piss as much as possible. Then chow down on carbs. mashed potatoes, pancakes with syrup, ice cream shit hat will make you fat. Pizza is your friend. drink metamucil, and drop a few laxatives.

piss and shit as much as humanly possible. try to add a pound or two. DONT EXERCISE.

all the drinking and pissing will clear out your kidneys and urinary tract, and if you start gaining weight, your fat cells will be locked up, thus not releasing nasty old THC and whatnot into your blood. Shitting a lot will remove more dead cells and junk from your system than anything short of jacking up your head and running a new body under it.

3 days of that and you might even get your virginity back, just in time for the man to FUCK YOU by switching to a hair test (thats why i shave my dome)
 
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kermit2692

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lol....ok so then hopefully ive been doing right i did the opposite of what you said for 15 days to try and actually clean out now is the point of no return and im going to try to lock whatever is left in..have the juice, pizza slice is sitting right next to me no joke lol....i put sour cream on it, try it its bomb
 
Dr Kynes

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kermit2692 said:
lol....ok so then hopefully ive been doing right i did the opposite of what you said for 15 days to try and actually clean out now is the point of no return and im going to try to lock whatever is left in..have the juice, pizza slice is sitting right next to me no joke lol....i put sour cream on it, try it its bomb
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add cheese. green tea will make you piss, and coffee will make you piss and shit. mix it up. dont forget water too, and remember, you dont buy beer, you only rent it. Let the golden liquids flow freely. metamucil, and exlax will empty your On Deck Circle and get those stubborn turds moving.

dont forget the Assal Horizontology. thats key for your weight gain. Ideally you should recline while you eat, like a roman emperor. Have your slave girls dance for you! Pickled Larks Tongues and Roast Wolf's Nipples will really pack on the poundage! Dont use the Vomitorium. keep the fats and carbs within your imperial digestive tract!
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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RainbowBrite86 said:
Little bit of a leap to compare child rape victims to dead meat...but OK. And I love the circle of life song. The Lion King is my favorite Disney movie. What's your favorite Disney movie?
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For some reason I was compelled to find this. It is an inferior audio recording but is synced to the correct video ... which touches something very very old inside me. Oh and the Bulgarian Women's Choir *rules*. cn
[video=youtube;jnJDdaUQNRI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnJDdaUQNRI[/video]
 
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lol this has in hours become my most successful thread ever over smoke reports and grow reports that have been up for years...who woulda thought, keep the randomness coming :D
 
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