If you were God what would you do?

[Dirty Harry]

i'd let everyone know i'm not real.

Um, if you were God and stated that, you are real. Scientifically, gravity is only a theory. It has never been scientifically proven what, why, or how it works...but we know something is keeping us on, or makes us fall to the ground. Science can't even explain why a flag furrows in the wind in the ways they do...but they do.

I would not want the chance to be or play God. I have enough trouble trying to keep the household in order. Though I would suggest that anyone who sexually abuses children get a incurable mystery disease that causes a somewhat slow and painful death. Also an unexplainable force that when toxic chemicals or nuclear materials are assembled into a weapon, all elements become inert and harmless. Give earth just enough knowledge to make power and such, but when assembled into a weapon of mass destruction, everything turns into harmless salt.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Um, if you were God and stated that, you are real. Scientifically, gravity is only a theory. It has never been scientifically proven what, why, or how it works...but we know something is keeping us on, or makes us fall to the ground. Science can't even explain why a flag furrows in the wind in the ways they do...but they do.

I would not want the chance to be or play God. I have enough trouble trying to keep the household in order. Though I would suggest that anyone who sexually abuses children get a incurable mystery disease that causes a somewhat slow and painful death. Also an unexplainable force that when toxic chemicals or nuclear materials are assembled into a weapon, all elements become inert and harmless. Give earth just enough knowledge to make power and such, but when assembled into a weapon of mass destruction, everything turns into harmless salt.

Gravity is a law.. And science can explain why a flag furrows in the wind.

 

[Chief Walkin Eagle]

Just like him would be without sin though.

DAMNIT!! Please wait 2 seconds.

Theres no such thing as hell, hell was made up in the dark ages to scare people into believing so that makes sin irrelevant. And god makes mistakes too, you gotta remember, he is not perfect, he learns and evolves just like we do. For if he stopped learning and evolving then we would stop learning and evolving.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Theres no such thing as hell, hell was made up in the dark ages to scare people into believing so that makes sin irrelevant. And god makes mistakes too, you gotta remember, he is not perfect, he learns and evolves just like we do. For if he stopped learning and evolving then we would stop learning and evolving.

I'm undecided on the hell issue. I have more studying to do before I make up my mind on my beliefs on hell.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Theres no such thing as hell, hell was made up in the dark ages to scare people into believing so that makes sin irrelevant. And god makes mistakes too, you gotta remember, he is not perfect, he learns and evolves just like we do. For if he stopped learning and evolving then we would stop learning and evolving.

Why is it easy for you to understand that hell isn't real because it had an alternate purpose (to scare people), but it's hard for you to believe that god isn't around because he was thought of because he/she/it had an alternate purpose (to help explain the origin of life and give life a meaning)?

 

[Gyroscope]

and when I rebuilt everything I would start with Eve instead of Adam, because when he was in charge it all went downhill..

But according to "the book" Eve is resposnible for this mess. Not that I believe it though.....

 

[RainbowBrite86]

But according to "the book" Eve is resposnible for this mess. Not that I believe it though.....

She wasn't alone in her fault. The serpent started it. She shouldn't have listened to the serpent. Adam shouldn't have let her talk him into eating the forbidden fruit.

 

[cannabineer]

But according to "the book" Eve is resposnible for this mess. Not that I believe it though.....

But we found out that Eve was just recycled Adam, who was dust + attitude. You have to think like a true modern and sue the deepest pockets available. Since God has *awesome* attorneys, nail Adam for negligence and creating an attractive niusance. cn

 

[scroglodyte]

.............like Zeus. and litter the Earth with egocentric demigod brats

 

[Hepheastus420]

Why the hell did he create a forbidden fruit? Makes no sens to me.

 

[Gyroscope]

Um, if you were God and stated that, you are real. Scientifically, gravity is only a theory. It has never been scientifically proven what, why, or how it works...but we know something is keeping us on, or makes us fall to the ground. Science can't even explain why a flag furrows in the wind in the ways they do...but they do.

I would not want the chance to be or play God. I have enough trouble trying to keep the household in order. Though I would suggest that anyone who sexually abuses children get a incurable mystery disease that causes a somewhat slow and painful death. Also an unexplainable force that when toxic chemicals or nuclear materials are assembled into a weapon, all elements become inert and harmless. Give earth just enough knowledge to make power and such, but when assembled into a weapon of mass destruction, everything turns into harmless salt.

I like this post.^^
I especially like the part about sexual abusers.
Be careful Uncle Buck, if God don't get you karma will !!

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Why the hell did he create a forbidden fruit? Makes no sens to me.

Ask him, Heppie.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I like this post.^^
I especially like the part about sexual abusers.
Be careful Uncle Buck, if God don't get you karma will !!

Did he really hurt a kid, Gyro?

Please wait 7 seconds. Blah.

 

[Gyroscope]

She wasn't alone in her fault. The serpent started it. She shouldn't have listened to the serpent. Adam shouldn't have let her talk him into eating the forbidden fruit.

Actually I blame god for forbidding the fruit in the first place.

 

[Hepheastus420]

We should go space traveling.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

You do that. Let me know how it goes. I like my feet on the ground. Or if they're off the ground I like them to be on a bed or a chair or some other earthly contraption that is intended to stay an earthly contraption.

 

[Chief Walkin Eagle]

Why is it easy for you to understand that hell isn't real because it had an alternate purpose (to scare people), but it's hard for you to believe that god isn't around because he was thought of because he/she/it had an alternate purpose (to help explain the origin of life and give life a meaning)?

I know a couple representatives of "god" but even before I met them I didnt have any doubts. If you think about it, just the thought of things existing is pretty fucking weird, at one point there had to be absolutely nothing, no atoms floating, nothing, complete emptiness, nothing to make nothing evolve into more nothing, a never ending cycle of nothing, thats why I think thought is needed for creation.

 

[Gyroscope]

Did he really hurt a kid, Gyro?

Please wait 7 seconds. Blah.

Several weeks ago there was a thread about it and he never denied it. When people asked him about it, he would just disappear. Then I straight up asked him about it and he just danced around it. I let it go for I while then I seen him dance around it with others. I got a couple of PM's from others that claim to know all about it. They told me he lost his job over it etc...When I asked him about that he started appearing in threads giving me hell, but he has yet to deny anything. I am proud to say I never did anything remotely abusive to kids or women either and I never will. I was taught better when I was a child. Also years ago a family member had gotten abused and I hate people like that. If I had been a little older and given the chance I would torture a diddler/raper....

 

[Gyroscope]

We should go space traveling.

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Space Truckin'

 

[Chief Walkin Eagle]

She wasn't alone in her fault. The serpent started it. She shouldn't have listened to the serpent. Adam shouldn't have let her talk him into eating the forbidden fruit.

THANK GOD Eve listened to the serpent! or else we'd all be mindless sheep (I dont believe in that story but still, Satan is good)