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UncleBuck said:
i am a female, i just pretend to be a guy online. like i've said, i gotta make things a bit more equal.
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Lies all fucking lies mr bucky!!!

I've seen the furry depths or ur ass crack, my vision was almost lost in the tangle jungle u call ur vertical smile, dude no no that shit ;)
 
UncleBuck said:
i am a female, i just pretend to be a guy online. like i've said, i gotta make things a bit more equal.
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Lies all fucking lies mr bucky!!!

I've seen the furry depths or ur ass crack, my vision was almost lost in the tangled jungle u call ur vertical smile, dude no no that shit ;)
 
april said:
Lies all fucking lies mr bucky!!!

I've seen the furry depths or ur ass crack, my vision was almost lost in the tangled jungle u call ur vertical smile, dude no no that shit ;)
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no seriously, i am. that photo was a fake.
 
april said:
LOL i know i spoke with women who had never had an orgasm, or even played with herself, i didn't believe her at first until she begged me to explain how it felt, later that night i got a text from her saying she had asked her b/f to gently rub her clit and EUREKA, she had orgasm lmfao, really it's very simple, most men just over think it, here's what u do, avoid her clit, most women want to be licked, kissed and touched all over before u go for the magic button, when she's clearly soaked and ready gently massage the clit, if she wants it harder she will make u aware( if she's grinding into ur face or hand go harder lol or just ask) but i can get myself off in few mins, it's just that easy, most men fail by getting too ruff, it's as sensitive as the tip of ur nose men, remembe that lol
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hahahaha thanks for the pointer on eating a bitch out april. ill keep it in mind next time.
 
april said:
LOL i know i spoke with women who had never had an orgasm, or even played with herself, i didn't believe her at first until she begged me to explain how it felt, later that night i got a text from her saying she had asked her b/f to gently rub her clit and EUREKA, she had orgasm lmfao, really it's very simple, most men just over think it, here's what u do, avoid her clit, most women want to be licked, kissed and touched all over before u go for the magic button, when she's clearly soaked and ready gently massage the clit, if she wants it harder she will make u aware( if she's grinding into ur face or hand go harder lol or just ask) but i can get myself off in few mins, it's just that easy, most men fail by getting too ruff, it's as sensitive as the tip of ur nose men, remembe that lol
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this made me hot and heavy. hi april ;). you know what's up.
 
dankdalia said:
this made me hot and heavy. hi april ;). you know what's up.
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Men just need to listen, watch less porn ;) sorry a clit is not a scratch ticket, and nipples are not radio dials, lmfao
Omg this guy today knew how to lick nipples, i had to keep telling myself " bitch ur keeping ur pants on so he calls u tomorrow" rflmao I think i might get that call, my pants were soaked, his were clearly bulging and damp from me muhahaha Either way i'm meeting a sexy ginger man tomorrow, ya they are like so rare :) oh wait he just sent me a text lol, damn it i don't care what anyone says, i'm fucking living life for the first time, and loving it and myself
 
Never get bored
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uh whack it...im sure this has been said lol.....who here has lucid dreams tho??? where you can control your dream...now that is some trippy shit!!!!
 
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