You know youre too high when....

[1993stoner]

You stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green.

 

[Carne Seca]

You stop a a stop sign and wait for it to turn green.

I hate you for this thread. LOL

When you spend 10 minutes trying to open a container and finally realize you're holding it upside down.

 

[Growman3001]

Do it all the time.

When your go to a convince store, grab a Snickers, stand in line, get to the register, then get confused when the clerk asks for a dollar, to the point you take it a lil personal. That's getting too high...

 

[MrFrance]

when you open the front door and crash out on the hedge for 10 minutes

 

[KushXOJ]

When the blunt/joint goes out but you still hold it in your hand for 10+ minutes

 

[Carne Seca]

When the blunt/joint goes out but you still hold it in your hand for 10+ minutes

Or completely forget about it and drop it.

 

[Growman3001]

When you are on you cell phone talking to your friend and you tell them you have no idea where your cell phone is.

 

[Carne Seca]

When you are on you cell phone talking to your friend and you tell them you have no idea where your cell phone is.

Sunglasses. All. The. Time.

 

[KushXOJ]

When you fart and it smells DANK !

 

[billybob420]

When you fart and it smells DANK !

My dank smells like farts.

 

[Carne Seca]

My dank smells like farts.

Time to find a different fertilizer.

 

[cannabineer]

When the hot new game is "where did I put dinner". cn

 

[SeaBeeDee]

When you are cooking dinner and leave the oven on for 6 hours after. Did this today no joke.

 

[billybob420]

When you are cooking dinner and leave the oven on for 6 hours after. Did this today no joke.

I left the stove on after making french fries and perogies. I was out of ketchup, had other things to worry about. Next thing I know I'm eating teriyaki sauce and wondering why it's so fuckin hot in my apt.

 

[RightyMcquick]

when you go to the drive-thru and end up starring at the menu saying "uhhh, uhhhh......" for like 5 minutes, ordering something random, then not remembering what you just ordered when you pull up to pay.

 

[G3N3MACH1N3]

When you start slowing down and stop at a green light lmao sad but this happens to me all the time

 

[DeeTee]

When you're talking to a friend and forget what you were talking about.

 

[DeeTee]

When you wake up driving down a road and not know where you're going.

 

[dirtyho1968]

when you go to the drive-thru and end up starring at the menu saying "uhhh, uhhhh......" for like 5 minutes, ordering something random, then not remembering what you just ordered when you pull up to pay.

Or when you sit there waiting to order and start getting impatient after a couple of minutes only to realize that there's another menu box, the one with the speaker in it, 10 feet in front of you. You only figure this out because the car behind you honks.

 

[billybob420]

Or when you sit there waiting to order and start getting impatient after a couple of minutes only to realize that there's another menu box, the one with the speaker in it, 10 feet in front of you. You only figure this out because the car behind you honks.

Only chicks do that.