YES my lucky fucking day.

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UncleBuck

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Somehow finding something turns you into a thief now. Nice logic. If I found 250 bucks anywhere I wouldn't give be waiting for some fool for hours to retrieve it. Not my problem. Finders keepers.
no, what makes you a thief is taking it, hiding it, and selling it when you can easily turn it over to lost and found or contact its owner.

but go on, do tell us how victimless this crime is as the victim has to dole out hundreds for a new phone and replace all his contacts and photos.

douche.
 

SeaBeeDee

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i hope he tries to sell it on craigslist, gets contacted by chance by the phone's previous owner, and catches a nice beating.

he has earned it.
And I hope you die of liver sirrhosis. Your drunk ass is probably more angry about this than the one who actually lost their phone. The phone is locked so I can't retrieve contacts. No lost and found and I'm not going to start one either. Gg.
 

kpmarine

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And I hope you die of liver sirrhosis. Your drunk ass is probably more angry about this than the one who actually lost their phone. The phone is locked so I can't retrieve contacts. No lost and found and I'm not going to start one either. Gg.
*cirrhosis
If you must try to appear smart and insulting, cover your bases. Also, still a thief. You can't rationalize a turd into a gold brick dude.
 

SeaBeeDee

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*cirrhosis
If you must try to appear smart and insulting, cover your bases. Also, still a thief. You can't rationalize a turd into a gold brick dude.
Ooo mr spell check. Didn't know the grammar Nazis were patrolling a marijuana forum this late. My bad dizzle
 

UncleBuck

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And I hope you die of liver sirrhosis. Your drunk ass is probably more angry about this than the one who actually lost their phone. The phone is locked so I can't retrieve contacts. No lost and found and I'm not going to start one either. Gg.
there exists a lost and found, it's called turning it over to your boss, like a good little $10 an hour manual labor bitch like you should do.
 

kpmarine

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Ooo mr spell check. Didn't know the grammar Nazis were patrolling a marijuana forum this late. My bad dizzle
If you're going to use a big word, might as well learn how to spell it. A shame they didn't leave their phone unlocked, they have spell check.
Oh, and correcting your grammar only makes you a better person. Theft, like yours, made someone worse off.
 

SeaBeeDee

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gotta start somewhere. This is just my part time. Unclebuttfuck is mad lmfao. Labor being me sitting on my phone getting paid to do so and only truly work for 1 1/2 hours so yea I'm a little labor bitch :)
 

kpmarine

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gotta start somewhere. This is just my part time. Unclebuttfuck is mad lmfao. Labor being me sitting on my phone getting paid to do so and only truly work for 1 1/2 hours so yea I'm a little labor bitch :)
Stealing from your boss too, eh?
 

Metasynth

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You guys are wasting your time on this worthless piece of shit. If he doesn't see the error of his ways, it's only a matter of time till he crosses the wrong person. Let the universe sort this one out.
 

UncleBuck

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gotta start somewhere. This is just my part time. Unclebuttfuck is mad lmfao. Labor being me sitting on my phone getting paid to do so and only truly work for 1 1/2 hours so yea I'm a little labor bitch :)
you should thank patrons like me who enjoy a beer or two purchased with their honest, legitimately earned dollars.

without people like me, you wouldn't have any shit-stained toilets to scrub.

so, you're welcome.
 

Wordz

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Yall need a pro like me to show you that he's trolling you. cbd probably learned this tactic from me.
 

SeaBeeDee

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There is no one on earth that could make me feel bad. Keep attempting though. This is fun for me. Work going by quickly. Thanks to you lot! Yes my boss can kiss my ass too. I couldn't give two shits.
 
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