romney on MMJ: "aren't there issues of significance you'd like to talk about?"

[crazyhazey]

she learned the ropes pretty quickly. i mean, i did put a ring on her, didn't i?

i trust your judgement, nothing wrong with teachin em a thing or two. better than getting crabs i guess

 

[UncleBuck]

i trust your judgement, nothing wrong with teachin em a thing or two. better than getting crabs i guess

i think she learned me more

 

[crazyhazey]

i think she learned me more

sounds like you bagged a keeper, go UB! haha im lookin for a bitch that can roll my weed for me. the search continues, all the previous ones had daddy issues

 

[UncleBuck]

sounds like you bagged a keeper, go UB! haha im lookin for a bitch that can roll my weed for me. the search continues, all the previous ones had daddy issues

good luck. i will ask my savior to arrange something for you, he is a monster who flies and is made out of spaghetti.

 

[crazyhazey]

good luck. i will ask my savior to arrange something for you, he is a monster who flies and is made out of spaghetti.

ive been asking the flying spaghetti monster to send a normal weed smoking broad my way for a while now, i know its probably on the bottom of his to do list but hes gettin there hahaha.

 

[budlover13]

Where does the flying spaghetti monster thing come from anyway?

 

[UncleBuck]

Where does the flying spaghetti monster thing come from anyway?

the state of kansas was intent on teaching creationism alongside evolution as competing theories. so a portlander (yes, we fucking rock) wrote them and demanded that they also teach the theory of flying spaghetti monster, who created the earth and heavens with his noodly appendage, as it held equal scientific validity as creationism.

thank portland for everything good in your life.

 

[crazyhazey]

Where does the flying spaghetti monster thing come from anyway?

what ub said and i like it cause its sort of a middle finger to religion. it makes all the hardcore catholics fuckin furious down here too, i tell em they're gonna burn in spaghetti hell...

 

[cannabineer]

what ub said and i like it cause its sort of a middle finger to religion. it makes all the hardcore catholics fuckin furious down here too, i tell em they're gonna burn in spaghetti hell...

... right to the bottom of the pot. They were unstirred, of course. cn

 

[budlover13]

... right to the bottom of the pot. They were unstirred, of course. cn

Gotta add some olive oil to the mix and use your pot carefully

 

[crazyhazey]

... right to the bottom of the pot. They were unstirred, of course. cn

spaghetti hell, where no basil is added, and the meat sauce is more like watered down tomato sauce with bull testicles as meat.