The UK Growers Thread!

Mastergrow

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IC3 I'm feeling a bit better today so I'll try and explain it a little better for you.
1 you want your extraction fan and filter at the back of the room away from your door as you open the door the only thing apart from you getting in is fresh air.
2 If your using a 6" extractor and a 4" intake chances are your not refreshing the air fast enough meaning smell leaks!!!! The reason for this is the filter will slow your air flow and could even be causing positive pressure.
3 In your diagram your intake was at the furthest point away from your door, which is where your extraction should be!!! with you not being in a sealed room a passive intake system should benefit you greatly.
4 hang your filter at the furthest point from your door and connect your filter to it directly run your ducting up into the attic and then use the 4" fan as a booster to help move the air out of your outlet, you will only need one hole for this and if you do it properly all the smelly air will be drawn away from the door bringing fresh air in with it helping your plants and your smell leaks at the same time.
5 If your running an intake and and exhaust you really should have your exhaust fan twice the size of your intake otherwise you run the risk of moving more air than you do out, meaning the smell will escape from where ever it can.

If this doesn't make sense to you mate do some homework on passive intakes, they're not just used for grow rooms they're used in all sorts if industrys where fumes need to be replaced with fresh air.

^^^^^thats what I was goina/meant to say lol!
 

W Dragon

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Fuckinghell I'm one thick twat, just took me half hour to order a pizza from dominos using my bank card hadn't done it before, the shops only at the top of my road and were saying they can't take me details off me, so I phoned the misses and it turns out was entering the wrong numbers and card type lol time to start hanging on to some money I think I just hand over all the cash I get to the misses as she deals with all the bills etc a good job aswell by the looks of it, I can't even order a takeaway on my own, she said I was trying to give them our credit card details lol
I really am one of those men that needs a women to look after me, I don't even know how much money we have? would be easy for her to fuck off and leave me with nothing as I don't bother carrying cash around with me as I don't need anything, Time to pay an interest into our financial situation I think, I don't even know my pin number lmfao

EDIT; Thought I should add I was trying to order online and not just randomly throwing my bank cards at some unknown immigrants.
 

mrt1980

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Fuckinghell I'm one thick twat, just took me half hour to order a pizza from dominos using my bank card hadn't done it before, the shops only at the top of my road and were saying they can't take me details off me, so I phoned the misses and it turns out was entering the wrong numbers and card type lol time to start hanging on to some money I think I just hand over all the cash I get to the misses as she deals with all the bills etc a good job aswell by the looks of it, I can't even order a takeaway on my own, she said I was trying to give them our credit card details lol
I really am one of those men that needs a women to look after me, I don't even know how much money we have? would be easy for her to fuck off and leave me with nothing as I don't bother carrying cash around with me as I don't need anything, Time to pay an interest into our financial situation I think, I don't even know my pin number lmfao

EDIT; Thought I should add I was trying to order online and not just randomly throwing my bank cards at some unknown immigrants.
my misses does all the money now cos ive just gone bankrupt but when i was working i had all my money and gave her enough to sort everything out. i used to love spending what i had left.

i got little flies in 1 of the soil plants i got so i ordered some spray off ebay. i had a better look at that plant with my pocket microscope and i think i can see the start of a hair coming out of those things i thought might have been male parts
 

tip top toker

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God you guys are whipped. Am i the only person left on this planet who works on the lines of "if you want a pair of shoes you do not need then get a job you lazy cow"?

I will give anyone in the world money if they truly need something, but women rarely NEED anything at all. Like fuck i'd ever just hand over my finances to a woman, if she wants money to play with and feel important, she can earn her own, else i'll spoil her as i feel like or simply give her a house keeping allowance at best. I earnt it, i'll keep it, a shag in the evening does not warrant me giving you my paycheque :) she'll "do the money" when she starts bloody working for it :)
 

mrt1980

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i was the same when i had my pay coming in but now its dole and my bank account has been closed, its all going into her account. i used to give her the money that was needed and she used to work weekends and her money was hers
 

tip top toker

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Well in that case, being that the situation is slightly different, the only good thing that can come from it is that you get to shout at her for the fridge being void of sausage rolls and you know where 100% of the fault lies, with her :) If she holds the money, your money i should add, then it is her responsibility. I would be demanding a receipt at the end of each week to make sure she's not shaving a fiver off the end each week with eyes on that new Prada handbag.
 

mrt1980

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lol she dont spend much and it saves me the hastle of paying everything. it just does my head in asking for money now
 

tip top toker

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It's called direct debits :D I've not paid a bill myself in almost 4 years. Money get's paid into a bank account, money get's withdrawn, i do not have anything to do with it :) But then again it does seem like i'm the only person from the UK on this entire forum who has a house that is made of enough bricks not to require an electricity key :lol: cheap fuckers, get a real home! :p
 

W Dragon

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my misses does all the money now cos ive just gone bankrupt but when i was working i had all my money and gave her enough to sort everything out. i used to love spending what i had left.

i got little flies in 1 of the soil plants i got so i ordered some spray off ebay. i had a better look at that plant with my pocket microscope and i think i can see the start of a hair coming out of those things i thought might have been male parts
lol I was the same when we first got together mate but didn't like her having to ask for money so jusy gave it all to her, I'll hang on to £20 just incase I need a drink or something whilst I'm out but also I'd blow it all on beer and end up on benders so decided it was fairer for her to take control even though I used to ealrn a lot more than her, but I've always thought of it as our money even before it was needed, I'm useless with money and have literally lost hundreds whilst being pissed or sniffed up and would rather her take control as she's sensible with money and I'm pretty wreckless, well not anymore but I used to be now it's just habit as one of us has t be in charge. I hate shopping and every time we go shopping for me we end up wth bags full of stuff for her and socks n boxers for me lol

hopefully they're just starting later than the others mate, I've had seed strains take near 2weeks to show any real signs of sex and then go all out producing bud and even turning out to be good producers, I was saying to sambo I'm gonna get a camera for the next run so I can put some pics up.

Every run I hang a few sticky pads called gotcha! greenhouse greenhouse insect catcher http://www.growell.co.uk/yellow-sticky-insect-traps.html similar to these mate and then I use plant vitality if they don't solve the problems, also these work great but look like the house is on fire lol http://www.growell.co.uk/fortefog-p-fumers.html so fingers crossed for ya mate it's jsut some fungas gnats but if not I'd go with plant vitality or the midi foggers just be warned they are some harsh chems but really do wioe out everything.
 

mrt1980

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lol I was the same when we first got together mate but didn't like her having to ask for money so jusy gave it all to her, I'll hang on to £20 just incase I need a drink or something whilst I'm out but also I'd blow it all on beer and end up on benders so decided it was fairer for her to take control even though I used to ealrn a lot more than her, but I've always thought of it as our money even before it was needed, I'm useless with money and have literally lost hundreds whilst being pissed or sniffed up and would rather her take control as she's sensible with money and I'm pretty wreckless, well not anymore but I used to be now it's just habit as one of us has t be in charge. I hate shopping and every time we go shopping for me we end up wth bags full of stuff for her and socks n boxers for me lol

hopefully they're just starting later than the others mate, I've had seed strains take near 2weeks to show any real signs of sex and then go all out producing bud and even turning out to be good producers, I was saying to sambo I'm gonna get a camera for the next run so I can put some pics up.

Every run I hang a few sticky pads called gotcha! greenhouse greenhouse insect catcher http://www.growell.co.uk/yellow-sticky-insect-traps.html similar to these mate and then I use plant vitality if they don't solve the problems, also these work great but look like the house is on fire lol http://www.growell.co.uk/fortefog-p-fumers.html so fingers crossed for ya mate it's jsut some fungas gnats but if not I'd go with plant vitality or the midi foggers just be warned they are some harsh chems but really do wioe out everything.
ive ordered bug clear ultra. mdb recomended it to me saying it wasnt as harsh as plant vitality. i dont think ill try that smoke thing just yet, i dont want the fire engines coming here lol.
i used to blow any money i had on what ever recreational drugs i could find. if i worked over time it just ment more pill i had to take a week. my valium binge used to be the worst. i blew £300+ a week wages and maxed out a £1250 credit card in a month mostly on valium. i cant remember a thing about that month
 

W Dragon

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God you guys are whipped. Am i the only person left on this planet who works on the lines of "if you want a pair of shoes you do not need then get a job you lazy cow"?

I will give anyone in the world money if they truly need something, but women rarely NEED anything at all. Like fuck i'd ever just hand over my finances to a woman, if she wants money to play with and feel important, she can earn her own, else i'll spoil her as i feel like or simply give her a house keeping allowance at best. I earnt it, i'll keep it, a shag in the evening does not warrant me giving you my paycheque :) she'll "do the money" when she starts bloody working for it :)
It don't work like that for me mate I was self employed for years and had times with no money and she always made sure I never went without or even had to ask, plus she pays the bills and takes care of the home so I feel she should be in charge of the finances if it were down to me nothing would get sorted and she's very organised with everything so it just makes sense, also she does work and even if she didn't nothing would change as we have a comfortable life and that has nothing to do with the money that I've earned more to do with her being ssensible and paying our bills etc on time where I would just say fuck it. Also she buys nice things coffee tables, tv stands, 3piece suits, curtains, rugs and matching kitchen appliances so we have nice things due to her sensibilty where as if it were down to me.............well fuck knows be we wouldn't live in a really nice house like we do we'd prob be on garden furniture surrounded by hidef projectors. fuck she even keeps the dogs looking and smelling all pretty lol
 

W Dragon

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Fuck it I'm lying lads no matter how much money I've earned I've always gave it to the misses, growing up my old man was a nasty piece of work and used money as part of his control with other things, so I've always done my best to be the oppposite and for aslong as she sorts the bills she can control the money, I'm a modern man or atleast that's what I think they call them???
 

tip top toker

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Garden chairs, HD projectors. Fucking yes? Throw in a bbq and she ent just done with organising the finances, she's no longer needed :D

I'm the most civil of people, i will pay for everything i can afford to buy for my girl within reason (that is to say i will not buy byou new shoes if you have zero requiremtn for new shoes, while i hated it when my mother would say it, i now firmly beleive in the phrase "do you need it or do you want it" and as such, "i want won't get", but having witnessed it with friends far far too many times, i refuse to give em total control :D Not until they're pulling in as much as i am which at present it nothing lol, but just seems so many women just rather enjoy sailing along on our hard work :( My mate made the error of saying "don't worry about it" to his gf, so she left her job and refuses to get another because he's covering things at present, she doesn't even contribute to any bills or rent. Although this is probably a bad example. this is the cunt my useless friend propsed to on her 17th, i enjoy visitng purely as a spectator sport :D i will not lie, i do not help things, i just do as best i can as to cause arguments, even if it is simply by throwing dog bisuits at her and waiting for her to explode over her bf for not standing up for her :lol:
 

W Dragon

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ive ordered bug clear ultra. mdb recomended it to me saying it wasnt as harsh as plant vitality. i dont think ill try that smoke thing just yet, i dont want the fire engines coming here lol.
i used to blow any money i had on what ever recreational drugs i could find. if i worked over time it just ment more pill i had to take a week. my valium binge used to be the worst. i blew £300+ a week wages and maxed out a £1250 credit card in a month mostly on valium. i cant remember a thing about that month
I haven't tried it mate but no doubts will do at some point in the future, when 3EYES said how harsh PV was I took it with a grain of salt as I've worked with chems for years but he wasn't wrong it's soem bad shit and could prob strip the colour off ya hair lol

yeah the foggers had me a little nervous I lit 2 and left them to it waiting anxiously to see if the fire brigade showed up, I still have 2 somewhere but arn't in any hurry to use them lol

I was a beer and weed man myself mate with a bit of sniff thrown in, never really bothered with tabs until the last couple of days been on the vals today and feel a bit wrecked, gonna do the rest over the next day or 2 and then lay them to rest and try the straight life well maybe the odd smoke just for the safety of the public.
lmao 300-500 a week was average bill but that was for a 7days a week on it, I'm so glad they're behind me now slippers and pj's for me from now on lol
 

W Dragon

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I believe shoe's for women are like tools for men, we don't always need them but one day we might and should that day ever arise we will be ready!!!!!!!
the only bonus for women is that they look pretty in them and help self perpetuate their wardrobes, meaning that one pair of shoe's can lead to several outfits and several pairs of more shoe's that match jsut to be on the safe side.

I also have a dark conspiracy regarding shopping with women, the more they can drag their man around and torture him the more they know he loves her because if that was one man putting another through that sort of mental anguish you know only one would make it back alive lol
 

tip top toker

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Lol, you're talking t the wrong man :D I have a hammer a saw a drill and a screwdriver, i need nothing more from life, in the ame way i own a pair of work shoes, ex-flipflops, and "posh" shoes. I have no respect for people who buy things they don't need then 5 days later complain the can't afford to put some petrol in their car. Doesn't help that the age i am, any girl there is is waiting until that day of the year when they receive their student loans so they can blow the whole lot on new clothes, they can get stuffed if they think i'm buying em a drink lol. Everytime a woman has asked me for a drink in the pub i've said yes please i'll have a pint of stella please :)

Women can buy all the shoes they like, as you say, a pretty girl is a pretty girl, but i'll be damned if i jump in to help out once they can't afford what they actually need as a result of spending all their money on what they simply want :) If i'm gonna be in a relationship we'#re either both sensible or none us will :D
 

W Dragon

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Lol, you're talking t the wrong man :D I have a hammer a saw a drill and a screwdriver, i need nothing more from life, in the ame way i own a pair of work shoes, ex-flipflops, and "posh" shoes. I have no respect for people who buy things they don't need then 5 days later complain the can't afford to put some petrol in their car. Doesn't help that the age i am, any girl there is is waiting until that day of the year when they receive their student loans so they can blow the whole lot on new clothes, they can get stuffed if they think i'm buying em a drink lol. Everytime a woman has asked me for a drink in the pub i've said yes please i'll have a pint of stella please :)

Women can buy all the shoes they like, as you say, a pretty girl is a pretty girl, but i'll be damned if i jump in to help out once they can't afford what they actually need as a result of spending all their money on what they simply want :) If i'm gonna be in a relationship we'#re either both sensible or none us will :D
Fucking hell mate you're gonna need one hell of a women to be that sensible, The tools came with the job I was a roofer, GRP specialist, builder for years so needed them and bought the ones I didn't need for the sake of it lol (is a weakness of mine if it's good quality) that's why I understand how women can be with shoe's they don't jsut lead to new out fits they then need new hand bags, jewellery, makeup and all manner of things I'm not privvy to, the best part for me is the matching lingerie. With us being men we should just leave then to it, swings and round abouts they might spend hundreds on clothes that don't make sense to us but the ones that do are worth every penny!!!!
 

tip top toker

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That's why i waited almost 24 years until i found myself that hell of a woman :) I think i foundmyself a bit of a keeper :D She shops around and get' all of her clothes for like £5 a pop, and uses the saved money to buy lots and lots of very high grade cannabis for us to smoke :D We seem to have a bit of an unspoken thing, she spends her money on weed for us, i spend mine on food and do the cooking, and we both live happily ever after. Sure i bought her a dress the other week, but she countered by lying in bed rolling me joint after joint :D I guess i just have a thing about relationships being based on a fair is fair basis :D as you say, hard to find a woman that plays along with that mentlaity :lol: so as i say, think i found a keeper :D
 

mrt1980

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I haven't tried it mate but no doubts will do at some point in the future, when 3EYES said how harsh PV was I took it with a grain of salt as I've worked with chems for years but he wasn't wrong it's soem bad shit and could prob strip the colour off ya hair lol

yeah the foggers had me a little nervous I lit 2 and left them to it waiting anxiously to see if the fire brigade showed up, I still have 2 somewhere but arn't in any hurry to use them lol

I was a beer and weed man myself mate with a bit of sniff thrown in, never really bothered with tabs until the last couple of days been on the vals today and feel a bit wrecked, gonna do the rest over the next day or 2 and then lay them to rest and try the straight life well maybe the odd smoke just for the safety of the public.
lmao 300-500 a week was average bill but that was for a 7days a week on it, I'm so glad they're behind me now slippers and pj's for me from now on lol
how many do you take? i couldnt hold on to them thats my problem. what ever i had i'd take. if i could ration my drugs i'd be happy. when i got weed i wake up to go to the bog at 6 in the morning and have to pop downstairs for a joint.

ttt i got to dissagree with you mate. my moto is you cant take it with you. if ive got everything i need then i might aswell have some things i want. but thats how i ended up going bankrupt lol
 
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