If you could have any pet... (even fictional )
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
A nest/hive of telepathic driver ants who accept me as their King. cn
robert 14617
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it rubs lotion on itself
jessy koons
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You don't really want a Koala.And a Koala bear
Bitches love Koala bears
They smell really bad and have chunks of shit hanging off of their fur.
They only eat Eucalyptus leaves and they do not cuddle.
I would totally like a Liger as a pet, they're awesome.
xKuroiTaimax
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I second the Liger. I am amazed that a creature so large and powerful is so gentle with the ladies.
I'd love a pack of wolves if I had an infinite backyard or a house in the wilderness. They wouldn't be pets, but friends... Most of you know I'm a wolf on the inside and have been since I can remember.. The last bit of this clip is adorable btw!!!
[video=youtube;5qEwoCu9aMc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEwoCu9aMc&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
Carne Seca
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You have to be careful with tender meat.
jessy koons
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I've had a pet tree before. He was in a 15 gallon container and I would often take him with me when I would go out. Having a pet tree is a great way to meet girls. Eventually he became rootbound and I had to plant him. I planted him in a park in Santa Barbara and just the other day I went to visit him and some homeless bum was sleeping under him. I ignored the bum while I pruned of a dead branch. He looks good and he seems happy. That's all you can hope for.
Hepheastus420
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Pikachu.
jamboss
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how do you mean spaz the fuck out?
(818)MedicineMan
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That video always touches my soul. Awesome.
xKuroiTaimax
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Yup, makes me cry with joy. Seeing animals an humans together like that brings Isaiah 11:6 to mind
Oh yeah... Hep, having any of the Pokemon as a pet would be WIN!!! Besides the humanoid ones... They're creepy. Look at this Umbreon dog! It's real!!
I would pay a bunch of money to know what that poor dog thinks of his master.
I know it cannot be nice !
xKuroiTaimax
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Apparently it's a girl and she lapped up the attention in the costume... I dunno, maybe I'm saying it's alright because it's just a doggy blanket with circles stitched on with cotton stuffing and I've spent 16 hours in the same costume myself XP
I've seen Okami dog Cosplay too.. You'd think it'd be annoyed with a giant cardboard disc on it's back but he seemed to be loving it. Big fluffy Samoyed.
I've seen Okami dog Cosplay too.. You'd think it'd be annoyed with a giant cardboard disc on it's back but he seemed to be loving it. Big fluffy Samoyed.
shrxhky420
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I think a pink polar bear would be cool, but a pink panther seems so much more mellow
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dozer777
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I'm going with a Komodo Dragon. Had an Indian monitor for 10 years named Puff. Got him as a baby. Friendly as hell to me and my dobie at the time. 5ft long. Had a major power outage for 2 weeks a few years back and lost him to the cold. Took months before he died. A Komodo I could keep in my back yard and nobody would steal my weed!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I still say telepathic driver ants. Like flying monkeys, but cooler. cn
Shannon Alexander
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I mean that Koalas aren't just cute and cuddly... They can be very aggressive and dangerous... And you don't want one of them to spaz the fuck out on you...
