Texas, I love the shit outta that state

WyoGrow

WyoGrow

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I am of a mind to say if I get killed by a hurricane.... I sort of deserve it. Sort of like getting run over by a bus I see coming from a mile away knowing full well if I don't move I will get hit.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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WyoGrow said:
I am of a mind to say if I get killed by a hurricane.... I sort of deserve it. Sort of like getting run over by a bus I see coming from a mile away knowing full well if I don't move I will get hit.
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Killed, heck. But lay in the necessary supply of deck screws and plywood off-season, with maybe a few extra sheets for panicked neighbors. Just a thought. cn
 
WyoGrow

WyoGrow

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But I will twist them a fatty to help deal with the funk they are going to be in after the realize they could have prevented a lot of that damage with a few simple preparations.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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It was just a thought. Certainly have it for yourself, 'cuz the stores gouge like crazy when the warning is sounded. cn

<edit> lol. There is something elegantly cruel about offering them a J after their pantries and fridges got wiped out.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Senseimilla said:
Well, no attack on you, but you should reexamine your humbleness, because this texan learned a long time ago that humble does not include judging an entire state by your experiences living here to the age of 4. If you met some unhumble Texans, that doesn't make it right to judge all the rest.





Since you love pictures, IMO, someone who makes fun of people from another part of the country but hides where he is from is a
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I don't have to say it he proves it with just about every post. Not everyone in texas is the monolithic republican biblethumper who voted for bush he seems to think. I'm willing to bet if he posted where he was from on his profile I could go find some people there who weren't really quality individuals to make fun of as well. Then again, I have far better thinks than to do than waste my day ragging on other parts of the country I mean no offense but I'm not a negative person who dwells on that kind of shit, and while none of us are perfect, I make an actual attempt not to judge everyone of another group like they are all the same. I'm looking to move out of the state because texas is no place for a grower. Just because there are things I don't like about texas doesn't mean there aren't things I won't miss -- like for damn sure I guarantee you I'm not going to find barbecue anywhere near as good as here on the west coast. One thing I won't miss about texas that's just as oppressive as the weed laws -- the fucking heat. I will take cold over heat any day. I wish there were a libertarian state. Really no place for us anywhere in this world.
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Seeing as how easily buck has pressed your buttons you outta get a kick outta this. But in all seriousness have you no sense of humor? The rest of the country is laughing at Texas for the whole Don't Mess with Texan gaff that bush turned it into, the state is just too easy to make fun of. If you don't pull that stick out of your ass and learn to make fun of yourself you won't have much fun in washington which is a pretty fuckin blue state unless you go east. Plus all the representatives of your state (politicians and country music) aren't doing a good job of making the state look good to the rest of us. While I don't honestly beleive that all Texans are red necked bible thumping republican uneducated non believers of evolution, your politicians sure arent helping your case.
 
Senseimilla

Senseimilla

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PeyoteReligion said:
Seeing as how easily buck has pressed your buttons you outta get a kick outta this. But in all seriousness have you no sense of humor? The rest of the country is laughing at Texas for the whole Don't Mess with Texan gaff that bush turned it into, the state is just too easy to make fun of. If you don't pull that stick out of your ass and learn to make fun of yourself you won't have much fun in washington which is a pretty fuckin blue state unless you go east. Plus all the representatives of your state (politicians and country music) aren't doing a good job of making the state look good to the rest of us. While I don't honestly beleive that all Texans are red necked bible thumping republican uneducated non believers of evolution, your politicians sure arent helping your case.
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Actually the only reason uncle buck pushed my buttons was because in another thread where some dudes were ragging on him on his sativa grow I defended him, then in another I told him if he ever came to texas I'd be more than happy to hook him up, then here he gives me shit. I don't really care about his trolling or hating on texas, but it's a matter of personal disrespect. IMO, MEN are judged by their actions, and there are a lot of little fucking boys on this website from outside of texas who think they're the cool kids in high school. And actually, no this weekend I really don't have a sense of humor for reasons that don't concern any of you. So maybe what you see as me getting my buttons pushed is simply me letting off a little steam on convenient targets (because they're acting like total dipshits).
 
UncleBuck

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Senseimilla said:
Actually the only reason uncle buck pushed my buttons was because in another thread where some dudes were ragging on him on his sativa grow I defended him, then in another I told him if he ever came to texas I'd be more than happy to hook him up, then here he gives me shit. I don't really care about his trolling or hating on texas, but it's a matter of personal disrespect. IMO, MEN are judged by their actions, and there are a lot of little fucking boys on this website from outside of texas who think they're the cool kids in high school. And actually, no this weekend I really don't have a sense of humor for reasons that don't concern any of you. So maybe what you see as me getting my buttons pushed is simply me letting off a little steam on convenient targets (because they're acting like total dipshits).
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i have a sativa grow? news to me.

ditto with the texas hookup. i bring my own. gave it all away to the bartender who hooked me up with drinks before i left in fear of the checkpoint about 20 minutes west of el paso on the I-10.
 
Senseimilla

Senseimilla

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Shit I'm high.. I'm thinking of Uncle Ben on the sativa grow, not you LOL. What can I say I smoke good shit?

I don't care if you accept the kindness of strangers.

That checkpoint ain't no joke... just went through there last year (of note: it's in New Mexico, NOT texas). They waved me through ;) I came back from CA w/ close to 2lb did NOT go that route ;) Southern CA is even more fucked up with checkpoints -- like negotiating a minefield to get out of that bitch without hitting one almost ;) It's like they think people are trafficking drugs in and out of CA or something!!
 
WyoGrow

WyoGrow

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Definitely South Park inspired..... lets just hope he didn't buy them unwitting for the wrong reason then turned the guys family into chili and then fed the seller that chili..... I'm mean I've had the power munchies before... but dayum!!! Never to the point of looking at some schmuck with Hannibal Lecterish thoughts.

Which gets me thinking.... as weed does... may this whole zombie craze has merit. It could possibly be brought about by a ultra dank strain that makes fuckers so hungry they eat people. But they are so fried they just appear to be walking dead to the casual observer...
 
Doer

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cannabineer said:
I only Wyomed once, and briefly at that. cn
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It is very difficult. It tend to turn into a cross betwen whining and yodelling for me. If you've have ever heard true Wyoming, you'd understand 'why, oh me-ing." It has to be very plaintive.
 
Doer

Doer

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WyoGrow said:
Which gets me thinking.... as weed does... may this whole zombie craze has merit. It could possibly be brought about by a ultra dank strain that makes fuckers so hungry they eat people. But they are so fried they just appear to be walking dead to the casual observer...
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That pretty much sums up Zombie Killer Weed to me...Arrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh.
 
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