We TaRdED
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ya, i guess your right.... im a touchy feely kinda guy.....Everyone does it, lol
We have the need to feel and touch things I guess, lol.
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ewwww germs ......... YouTube - Twelve Monkeys Scene - History of germs
AnitaNuggs
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ewww i'm not even guna open it...
i remeber having to watch something like it in school.
i remeber having to watch something like it in school.
ceestyle
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because he can ...Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. Why?
Anyone ever see this guy?
Bling Bling Crack head. Its just
out of reach.
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIP3tmlzmTQ
Bling Bling Crack head. Its just
out of reach.
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIP3tmlzmTQ
WhatDoYouWantFromLife
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If you haven't already seen this you have to watch it.The Big Finale: Chris Bliss - Smart Comedy for the Information Age
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
does anyone here still pick your nose?
answer honestly because its not like we have to shake hands or anything
i dolmao
I will admit and so should everyone else too, I pick my nose, lol (with a tissue of course, lol).
We TaRdED
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even when your outside and not next to a tissue box?I will admit and so should everyone else too, I pick my nose, lol (with a tissue of course, lol).
sometimes if they are bothering me(you know the hard ones that poke the insides of your nose) i just pick it and flick it
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Ya those ones make my eyes water, loleven when your outside and not next to a tissue box?
sometimes if they are bothering me(you know the hard ones that poke the insides of your nose) i just pick it and flick it
mastakoosh
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it was in VA and i was a bit younger. it was not as explicit as it sounds but very subtle lol.
my hands rested on the end of the hand rest underneath the apron but she always stood with her nether regions lightly over top of my hand.
korvette1977
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Have you ever farted so hard that it cracked your back ?
From Health Inspector ( Larry The Cable Guy )
From Health Inspector ( Larry The Cable Guy )
no, we never will shake hands.even when your outside and not next to a tissue box?
sometimes if they are bothering me(you know the hard ones that poke the insides of your nose) i just pick it and flick it
We TaRdED
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cant say i have..... have you?
has anyone lite their farts on fire?
YouTube - Girl lights her fart on fire!
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Poor guyA man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"