Poor people disgust me.

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
BUM SANDWICH

A bum sandwich being cooked. I never realised how odd my jeans were until I saw this photo.


Recipe



Ingredients

(per sandwich)



2 slices white bread

Butter for spreading

Cheddar cheese, grated

Parmesan, grated

Basil leaves

Rocket salad leaves

Olive oil

Salt & pepper



Method

Cut your bread thickly and oil it lavishly with olive oil. Then make up a ‘pesto sandwich’ with generous amounts of cheddar, basil, Parmesan and rocket (or watercress). Drizzle a little oil over the whole lot and season with salt and pepper.



Wrap the sandwich securely in a generous quantity of cling film – this will protect your clothes from greasy ingredients, and the sandwich from any noxious escapes.



Now it’s time to bum that sandwich! Instruct your guests to sit on their sandwiches for as long as possible – ten minutes will give you the basic idea, but an hour would be perfect.



Unwrap the sandwich and cut into finger-thick strips. Serve with cornichons
 

Trolling

New Member
I rather not lol, sounds like one of those blue waffle type images.

And that sandwhich would technically be a penne I think.
 

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
I rather not lol, sounds like one of those blue waffle type images.

And that sandwhich would technically be a penne I think.
you mean a pannini, if you sit on your penne youll need to see your uroligista for surgeria on your penisisimo
 

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
Fail troll gets banned and leave his fail threads behind him.

His attempt at trolling was gonna get him banned, he was just too blatantly fail-trolling for anyone smart to take the bait.
 
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