Poor people disgust me.

Trolling said:

Shut up and eat mah meat!

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If you insist, but only this one time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziVHHUYMAA8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

pork faggots.



instructions on box.

BUM SANDWICH

A bum sandwich being cooked. I never realised how odd my jeans were until I saw this photo.


Recipe



Ingredients

(per sandwich)



2 slices white bread

Butter for spreading

Cheddar cheese, grated

Parmesan, grated

Basil leaves

Rocket salad leaves

Olive oil

Salt & pepper



Method

Cut your bread thickly and oil it lavishly with olive oil. Then make up a ‘pesto sandwich’ with generous amounts of cheddar, basil, Parmesan and rocket (or watercress). Drizzle a little oil over the whole lot and season with salt and pepper.



Wrap the sandwich securely in a generous quantity of cling film – this will protect your clothes from greasy ingredients, and the sandwich from any noxious escapes.



Now it’s time to bum that sandwich! Instruct your guests to sit on their sandwiches for as long as possible – ten minutes will give you the basic idea, but an hour would be perfect.



Unwrap the sandwich and cut into finger-thick strips. Serve with cornichons

Cake farts.







Look it up lol.

I rather not lol, sounds like one of those blue waffle type images.

And that sandwhich would technically be a penne I think.

Trolling said:

I rather not lol, sounds like one of those blue waffle type images.

And that sandwhich would technically be a penne I think.

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Lmao it's hilarious man not gonna lie. Weird as fuck, but funny as it gets..

BuddySkunk said:

Cake farts.







Look it up lol.

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Very interesting.

Trolling said:

I rather not lol, sounds like one of those blue waffle type images.

And that sandwhich would technically be a penne I think.

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you mean a pannini, if you sit on your penne youll need to see your uroligista for surgeria on your penisisimo

Yeah I don't eat them very often and Google auto correct gave me that word, fail. =/

JustAnother's been beheaded. You heard it here first!

Fail troll gets banned and leave his fail threads behind him.

His attempt at trolling was gonna get him banned, he was just too blatantly fail-trolling for anyone smart to take the bait.

A few people did but his catch wasn't big enough to keep him alive.

Trolling said:

A few people did but his catch wasn't big enough to keep him alive.

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Read my sentence regarding who takes the bait

Ah, sorry I tend to skim thru posts sometimes lol.

JustAnotherHead said:

Filthy vagrant Obama supporters begging for change and cheese. Disgusting. Can't we teach just one Democrat to get a job or learn to read?

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We did- our freakin President for one you fuck.

MellowFarmer said:

We did- our freakin President for one you fuck.

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President Tiger Woods has never had a real job a day in his life.

Canna Sylvan said:

President Tiger Woods has never had a real job a day in his life.

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I heard Tiger worked really hard the past few years to finally win that tournament a few months back.

yer a fucking jerk-off dude, and all you start are jerk-off threads. you add nothing to this site.

scroglodyte said:

yer a fucking jerk-off dude, and all you start are jerk-off threads. you add nothing to this site.

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He's been banned so why you mad bro?

Greedy people disgust me.