Prison Rape Survivors Discussion Group.

[april]

April, i would rape the shit out of you about right now... No gf and been stuck in my cave growing away. I'd give it to ya.

Don't u dare threaten me with rape !!!!


Teasing is rude, now restrain my arms, bend me over and shove my face into that pillow mister, I demand it!!!

 

[april]

How to rape your buddy in prison.
1 Challenge him to some poker
2 wagers are in push ups
3 when he is owing you 2500 pushups
4 demand full payment on the spot
5 when you are sure he is gassed out. RAPE THAT MUTHER FUCKER!
6 Your welcome

FACT* 9 out of the 10 people enjoy group rape.

Method #2
1 Invite the new guy to a pruno party
2 Invite lots of people you would like to get presents from
3 Spike his drink with HARD drugs smuggled in the nurses coochie
4 You will notice he is not functioning
5 RAPE THAT MUTHER FUCKER.
6 Collect your presents.
7 dont worry about disposing of him, Im sure someone will want to take him back to the cell for a snuggle.
More presents.
8 rescue him the next day and Take him under your wing. More presents

Now that the unpleasantness is over with you can take the above lessons to AVOID
being raped. Do not be that MUTHERFUCKER!!
this has been emotionally draining but I did it out of love.
Peace bitches!

Fucking brilliant !! lmfao i'm in tears damn people are funny on RIU lately

Merci

 

[patlpp]

Don't u dare threaten me with rape !!!!


Teasing is rude, now restrain my arms, bend me over and shove my face into that pillow mister, I demand it!!!

Oh I get it... DON'T.....STOP.......DON'T....STOP....DON'T..STOP....DON'T STOP!!

 

[charface]

Fucking brilliant !! lmfao i'm in tears damn people are funny on RIU lately

Merci

Some newbies might insist Why not rape the nurse?
Too much heat plus she is way to valuable to piss off.
Just give her sex when she wants it.

 

[Skuxx]

I suddenly want to go out on a raping spree.

 

[april]

I suddenly want to go out on a raping spree.

Rape is an unnecessary crime when so many fugly chubby women want it sooo bad......... just saying, only rape the willing please

 

[......]

lmfao this thread is hilarious.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

I been to jail before, this never happend tho i train in the arts so im not worried. Im also good avoiding fights,the strongest person isnt the one who fights but the one who can avoid them with your mouth piece.

so you gave blowjobs instead.. HAHAHAH. jk.. I couldn't resist.

 

[ANC]

 

[HapaHaole]

Fucking brilliant !! lmfao i'm in tears damn people are funny on RIU lately

Merci

OMFG!!! I know, right?
Is it bad that I wanna "journal" THIS?
(the fact that I am 'attracted' to a thread named PRSDG, should disturb me... tho oddly it does not).

Originally Posted by charface

How to rape your buddy in prison.
1 Challenge him to some poker
2 wagers are in push ups
3 when he is owing you 2500 pushups
4 demand full payment on the spot
5 when you are sure he is gassed out. RAPE THAT MUTHER FUCKER!
6 Your welcome

FACT* 9 out of the 10 people enjoy group rape.

Method #2
1 Invite the new guy to a pruno party
2 Invite lots of people you would like to get presents from
3 Spike his drink with HARD drugs smuggled in the nurses coochie
4 You will notice he is not functioning
5 RAPE THAT MUTHER FUCKER.
6 Collect your presents.
7 dont worry about disposing of him, Im sure someone will want to take him back to the cell for a snuggle.
More presents.
8 rescue him the next day and Take him under your wing. More presents

Now that the unpleasantness is over with you can take the above lessons to AVOID
being raped. Do not be that MUTHERFUCKER!!
this has been emotionally draining but I did it out of love.
Peace bitches!

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Bend over grab your cheeks and lets get shit started.

 

[ANC]

rape is such a nasty word, rather call it surprise sex.

 

[Morgan Lynn]

It's all fun and games until someone gets raped.

 

[rowlman]

Save up your grape jelly, you might be able to bargan down to an ass eating instead of the conventional raping.

 

[smoke doubt]

A man walks into a police station and tells the desk sergeant he's just been raped by an elephant. 'Fuck off sir, dont waste police time' exclaims the officer. 'But it's true!' shouts the man, 'He jumped out of the bushes and raped me!' 'Right, ok,' says the plod, 'I'll get the duty surgeon.' The doc comes out of his little room and says 'Right then, what is the problem?' 'I got raped by an elephant, only 45mins ago' says the poor chap, already getting sick of it. 'Ok then sir, come to my little room', so the poor man follows. Into the room they go. 'Drop your trousers sir, let's have a look', so the man drops them. 'Bend over, sir' so the chap does as instructed. 'Fucking hell sir!' exclaims the pig, 'your arse hole is 18'' wide! 'Told you!' says the chap.
'But sir, an elephant's cock is 12'' wide and your arse is 18'' wide. How do you explain that?' So the chap says 'the cunt fingered me first'