dura72
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I was driving home from the pub last night, more than a little worse for wear and I was having difficulty keeping the car in a straight line. As expected, it wasn't too long before I was pulled over.
I wound the window down to an angry looking copper.
"Good evening sir" he begun. "Have we been drinking tonight?"
"Well I can't speak for you," I replied "But I've been knocking them back all night."
"And just how much have you had, then?" he asked.
"Well I've had nine lagers, two Guinness, about a bottle of voddy and a couple of scotches." I told him.
"I see." said the copper. "And would you mind taking a breathalyser test?"
"Why?" I said. "Don't you fucking believe me?"
I wound the window down to an angry looking copper.
"Good evening sir" he begun. "Have we been drinking tonight?"
"Well I can't speak for you," I replied "But I've been knocking them back all night."
"And just how much have you had, then?" he asked.
"Well I've had nine lagers, two Guinness, about a bottle of voddy and a couple of scotches." I told him.
"I see." said the copper. "And would you mind taking a breathalyser test?"
"Why?" I said. "Don't you fucking believe me?"