chlorine is good as a disinfectant, and fluoride has beneficial properties for dental hygiene. perhaps you can describe the benefits of lead for me.
BEnefits of lead:
Makes a great bullet so we can kill people who don't agree with our global rules.
Great for storing Kryptonite so you can trap Superman.
Good for getting pinewood derby cars to the right weight.
Easily melted so it can be poured down the throat of a suspected terrorist before slating him for Drone visitation.
Makes cheap paint for toys.
Useful in car batteries so you can start your car and get more cigarettes, or groceries.
Useful in making glass.
Lines coffins of the dead so the worms don't get in quite so soon.
Works as an excellent radiation shield.
Man I could go on and on and on. Lead is some useful stuff!