taco bell thread

april

Pickle Queen
After-action report. cn

LMFAO the best was a while bck at work, some tart took the time to write "I can't wipe with this!!!" on the empty roll, yet she never replaced it either ;) So I busted out my sharpie and answered "well what did u wipe with? Did u replace it? " rflmao
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
Fuuuuuuck.....Choco Tacos....OMG, I might have to drive to like 3 different supermarkets right now to find a box....I know one of the markets near me carries them. Fuck you, man, I was just settling into a nice trim session.................
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
And by "nice trim session", I really mean "tedious work that makes me feel like driving a hot spike into my eyeballs to save my brain from the monotony".
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I mean ... I very very rarely have it happen, but this early evening I was in the truck and thought "hmmm ... fart coming". I obliged, and felt the dreaded Third Cheek take its squishy place. Fortunately I was still less than a mile from home, and in no especial hurry. Thank all the gods for vinyl bench seats. cn
 

Canna Sylvan

Well-Known Member
Taco Bell isn't very vegan or vegetarian friendly. Even if you aren't one it has nasty low grade "food."

The "sour scream" is mostly water and some milk. To fool you, it has gelatin in it. So it's not even vegetarian friendly.

The only things healthish are:

Refried beans
Black beans
Cilantro
Express Nacho Chips
Guacamole
Jalapeños
Lettuce
Lime
Nacho Chips
Onions
Pico de Gallo
Premium Guacamole
Red Sauce
Roasted Corn Salsa
Romaine Lettuce
Taco Shell
Tomato
Tortilla
Tostada Shell

If you're eating anything there besides that, you're a heart attack waiting to happen. Plus a lot of what I haven't listed contain MSG, artificial colors, hydrogenated oils, corn syrup, etc.

I'd also pick the taco shell or tostada shell over the tortilla.
 

DuplicatePie

Active Member
OK. I have only skimmed a few posts on the first page, and this is this wisdom/info I have for everyone. Those stupid tacos that are supposed to taste like nacho cheese doritos suck. I don't fucking taste it at all. WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR YOU S.O.B.? Also, my first legit job was at a taco time, not bell, at some odd age years and years ago. If you worked at a taco bell and not taco time, consider yourself lucky. Every taco bell I have ever been to has had way more than enough people working there at any time of the day to make things go smoothly. This is not so at taco slime. The shitty scum bag owners will always have, at the most, three people working. I had to work every position there simultaneously. From what I seem at taco bell, even if you have to work the drive thru and front counter at the same time...during the not busy hours...you still have different people who make the food. That is not the way that it works at any taco slime, anywhere, the world over.
 

FranJan

Well-Known Member
I mean ... I very very rarely have it happen, but this early evening I was in the truck and thought "hmmm ... fart coming". I obliged, and felt the dreaded Third Cheek take its squishy place. Fortunately I was still less than a mile from home, and in no especial hurry. Thank all the gods for vinyl bench seats. cn
never seen it, pics or it didn't happen
 
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