Best advice you've received.

[Ringsixty]

You can count your true friends on 1 hand if that.
All the rest of the people are just acquaintance.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Never trust anybody.

Especially if they seem cool with you.. Those are the ones you gotta keep a paranoid eye on.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

From Grandpa.

"Don't marry a gal with big hands, makes your dick look small."

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

" to be early is to be on time . To be on time is to be late. To be late is unacceptable."

 

[neosapien]

Trust no one.

Deny everything.

The truth is out there.

 

[dvs1038]

Best advice ever received, My pop's pulled me to the side one day and says to me "Son, women r like parking spots. All the good ones r taken. And when no ones looking put it in the handicap."


or from my former boss/uncle
"Always remember the Golden Rule, Whoever has the Gold makes the Rules."
&
"Careful of the toes u step on today, cause they may be connected to the ass u have to kiss tomorrow."

 

[KushXOJ]

"dont stick the pink if it stinks" -my uncle.

 

[KushXOJ]

If her hair is flowing down her back, and her lips are lucious,and her hips are just right ,and she gots a nice ass, and her titties are sitting just right....chances are her Dick is bigger than yours. -my grandma told me this when I was 13 haha

 

[PeyoteReligion]

"Hard work good, and good work hard, but first take care of head"

Rep for the first to name who this quote is from.

 

[cannabineer]

Man maketh manners?

Naked Nan waketh my nanner.

 

[ActionHanks]

Disregard females, acquire currency.

Not his exact words, but advice from my now deceased grandpa who owned a chain of strip clubs.

 

[shrxhky420]

"Hard work good, and good work hard, but first take care of head"

Rep for the first to name who this quote is from.

this is from a song... can't put my fingure on it right now... damnit, it's on the tip of my tongue... I think it was sublime but I'm not 100% on this... any way stay high

 

[shrxhky420]

I posted this on another thread...

Don't fry bacon naked... stay high

 

[Whybotherwithyou2]

Always wipe front to back.

 

[kinetic]

"This is my clitoris, you want to pay attention here, like this" My first girlfriend.

 

[cannabineer]

Always wipe front to back.

Excellent advice for women. cn

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

"Hard work good, and good work hard, but first take care of head"

Rep for the first to name who this quote is from.

Two Joints, sublime.

Damn, Shrx - you were right there.

 

[cannabineer]

Shrx deserves at least partial credit!

"If your wife talks about which of her friends would you want for a threesome, do not name two of them."
cn

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Well, I tried - but apparently must spread some around first.
From Hero to Zero in a couple of posts.
Damn !

Edit: I have no idea why I'm yelling.

 

[cannabineer]

Go ahead. Be bold. cn