Best advice you've received.

[april]

Dont fuck with april

And this charming man is talking from real life experience

 

[2easy]

Dont fuck with april

damn and so many riu'ers spend there days fantasising about that very thing lol

 

[londonfog]

Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them

Sounds like you work in the ER

 

[colonuggs]

if something bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die..... dont trust it

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

More specific ftw...

Brad nowell. Bradley to his friends.

 

[londonfog]

Sounds like you work in the ER

lol..nope..I used to like putting coins in my nose when I was about 5 or 6. I just started applying that advice all through life..lol

 

[Diamondbuds]

Best advice ever given to me : "No rest, no mercy" - H.S. Rugby coach for 4 years.

 

[2easy]

if your not living on the edge your taking up too much space

 

[F A B]

shut the fuck up or i will ban u

 

[slowandsteady]

Just Smile and wave boys just smile and wave.

 

[Trolling]

Don't be an idiot....changed my life forever.

 

[charface]

Its better to be feared than to be loved.

Oh and Dont let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass!

 

[Hepheastus420]

Best advice ever given to me : "No rest, no mercy" - H.S. Rugby coach for 4 years.

"Don't give yourself breaks, you're only cheating yourself" -Middle school football team.

 

[Geronimo420]

"I am presently in need of information." "The stockbrokers are cheap as hell – don't even ask 'em. Best handout is a young man with his lady. You give him a chance to impress her by bein' generous. But stay clear of the sailors – likely as not, you'll get a fist across the jaw for your trouble." "Thank you for the advice, but I am trying to find two individuals with a snake." - Mr.Data and a beggar (STNG)

 

[halfloaf]

Stop sticking your dick in the toaster.

 

[dvs1038]

"Keep on keeping on" - Joe Dirt

"Life's a Garden, Dig it Brother!" Same
Oh and another good line from that movie "I like Van Halen, not Van Hagar"

And @ Charface, did u get that one from Bronx Tale or somewhere else? Should I call u Colojoro(wrong spelling) Dont borrow Sonny's Caddy.

 

[F A B]

You have the right to remain silent !

 

[charface]

"Life's a Garden, Dig it Brother!" Same
Oh and another good line from that movie "I like Van Halen, not Van Hagar"

And @ Charface, did u get that one from Bronx Tale or somewhere else? Should I call u Colojoro(wrong spelling) Dont borrow Sonny's Caddy.

I heard feared than loved from gramps

and alligator mouth hummingbird ass from mom

She also used to say I`ll stomp a puddle in your ass then stomp it dry.
Starting to think she diddnt want kids, lol

 

[chrishydro]

Dont piss into the wind.