Sex With Food

beardo

Well-Known Member
Do any of you ever involve food in your sex life?
Have you ever had sex with a banana peel or used a ear of corn as a dildo
 

chrishydro

Well-Known Member
No, that is just flat out weird, some girl died using a cucumber a few years back, something peeled off it got in her blood stream and went straight to her heart.


Whip cream is about as far as I will go, maybe some wine but that is it. lol
 

chrishydro

Well-Known Member
Do any of you ever involve food in your sex life?
Have you ever had sex with a banana peel or used a ear of corn as a dildo
One other thing, people use cains cause they cant walk, I dont need a ear of corn as my little buddy is still working just fine.
 

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

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I love food and sex but to combine them together seems unhealthy for a female. We all know that plants carry their own bacteria so it prob has the opportunity to cause a yeast infection or urinary tract infection. be smart. use real toys.
 

gioua

Well-Known Member
yeah this thread made me turn all Sheldon from big bang... seriously lets add all the potential bacteria to a areas already know to contain bacteria...
it's a basic petri dish as it is...
Not that I want to wear a 6ft body condom... but I guess this is one fetish... (and there are worse ones) I aint into..

WAIT unless she will bring me like a sammich afterwards and maybe some vodka... that count?? then I am down!!
 

thump easy

Well-Known Member
Hell ya i have open a can of beans and tortillas and some tapatio.. Or doritoes and lemon and chillie...hahahahah lolz more like wip cream or candy syrup all over the breast pussy and anus and lick and suck the syrup till the female goes into convoltions sometimes squirting in the air......
 

gioua

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Hell ya i have open a can of beans and tortillas and some tapatio.. Or doritoes and lemon and chillie...hahahahah lolz more like wip cream or candy syrup all over the breast pussy and anus and lick and suck the syrup till the female goes into convoltions sometimes squirting in the air......
just way too many things to lol at... cant pick just one..
 

april

Pickle Queen
My ex did enjoy putting lollipops inside my....... Not gonna lie I liked watching him suck on it....

But i'm with the others, veggies and any other weird object can cause infections, I personaly disinfect all my toys after eah use and safely put them away in their storage case. LOL most toys are dishwasher safe ;)
 

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

Well-Known Member
Ooh . . now that you mention it I may or may not have stuck a starburst in an unmentionable area at one point. And I told him not to use food. what a juicy contradiction . . . hehehe
 

april

Pickle Queen
"Wrong hole fool"


bahahahaha best line ever, omg Morgan i'm laughing and dry heaving, u need some rep girl ;) lol
 

Morgan Lynn

Active Member
One of my favorite movies ever.

TAKE ME TA JAIL!

LOCK ME UP!

THROW AWAY THE KEY!

I AIN'T AFRAID TO FUCK SOMEBODY IN HIS ASS!
 

zat

Active Member
NO FOOD IN TWATS!!! That's inviting all kinds of infections....and not all toys are safe either! In fact...most are not safe for women. So to set the record straight the ONLY thing that should be going inside a woman's puss is a clean human cock, clean human fingers (I'll throw toes in there too, if they're clean and toenails trimmed..OUCH!), or NON-POROUS toys like silicone, glass, metal. And only WATER-BASED lubes. Everything else (jelly rubber toys, cyber-skin, silicone-based and oil-based lubes) are all dangerous. I say use all the food you want...just keep it on the outside of her body.
 

obijohn

Well-Known Member
One drunken night my then gf and I had some Haagen daz, and, uh, you can guess the rest. Pretty messy but we both loved it
 
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